New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
“Dinky little mud houses; grass over your shoe tops in the streets;
ladies in low-neck-and-short-sleeves walking around smoking cigars;
tree frogs rattling like a hose cart going to a ten blow; big mountains
dropping gravel in the back yards, and the sea licking the paint off in
front—no, sir—a man had better be in God’s country living on free lunch
than there.
“The main street ran along the beach, and I walked down it, and then
turned up a kind of lane where the houses were made of poles and straw.
I wanted to see what the monkeys did when they weren’t climbing
cocoanut trees. The very first shack I looked in I saw my people. They
must have come ashore while I was promenading. A man about fifty,
smooth face, heavy eyebrows, dressed in black broadcloth, looking like
he was just about to say, ‘Can any little boy in the Sunday school
answer that?’ He was freezing on to a grip that weighed like a dozen
gold bricks, and a swell girl—a regular peach, with a Fifth Avenue
cut—was sitting on a wooden chair. An old black woman was fixing some
coffee and beans on a table. The light they had come from a lantern
hung on a nail. I went and stood in the door, and they looked at me,
and I said:
“‘Mr. Wahrfield, you are my prisoner. I hope, for the lady’s sake, you
will take the matter sensibly. You know why I want you.’
“‘Who are you?’ says the old gent.
“‘O’Day,’ says I, ‘of the Columbia Detective Agency. And now, sir, let
me give you a piece of good advice. You go back and take your medicine
like a man. Hand ’em back the boodle; and maybe they’ll let you off
light. Go back easy, and I’ll put in a word for you. I’ll give you five
minutes to decide.’ I pulled out my watch and waited.
“Then the young lady chipped in. She was one of the genuine
high-steppers. You could tell by the way her clothes fit and the style
she had that Fifth Avenue was made for her.
“‘Come inside,’ she says. ‘Don’t stand in the door and disturb the
whole street with that suit of clothes. Now, what is it you want?’
“‘Three minutes gone,’ I said. ‘I’ll tell you again while the other two
tick off.
“‘You’ll admit being the president of the Republic, won’t you?’
“‘I am,’ says he.
“‘Well, then,’ says I, ‘it ought to be plain to you. Wanted, in New
York, J. Churchill Wahrfield, president of the Republic Insurance
Company.
“‘Also the funds belonging to said company, now in that grip, in the
unlawful possession of said J. Churchill Wahrfield.’
“‘Oh-h-h-h!’ says the young lady, as if she was thinking, ‘you want to
take us back to New York?’
“‘To take Mr. Wahrfield. There’s no charge against you, miss. There’ll
be no objection, of course, to your returning with your father.’
“Of a sudden the girl gave a tiny scream and grabbed the old boy around
the neck. ‘Oh, father, father!’ she says, kind of contralto, ‘can this
be true? Have you taken money that is not yours? Speak, father!’ It
made you shiver to hear the tremolo stop she put on her voice.
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