New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
Within a week a suitable building had been secured in the Calle Grande,
and Mr. Hemstetter’s stock of shoes arranged upon their shelves. The
rent of the store was moderate; and the stock made a fine showing of
neat white boxes, attractively displayed.
Johnny’s friends stood by him loyally. On the first day Keogh strolled
into the store in a casual kind of way about once every hour, and
bought shoes. After he had purchased a pair each of extension soles,
congress gaiters, button kids, low-quartered calfs, dancing pumps,
rubber boots, tans of various hues, tennis shoes and flowered slippers,
he sought out Johnny to be prompted as to names of other kinds that he
might inquire for. The other English-speaking residents also played
their parts nobly by buying often and liberally. Keogh was grand
marshal, and made them distribute their patronage, thus keeping up a
fair run of custom for several days.
Mr. Hemstetter was gratified by the amount of business done thus far;
but expressed surprise that the natives were so backward with their
custom.
“Oh, they’re awfully shy,” explained Johnny, as he wiped his forehead
nervously. “They’ll get the habit pretty soon. They’ll come with a rush
when they do come.”
One afternoon Keogh dropped into the consul’s office, chewing an
unlighted cigar thoughtfully.
“Got anything up your sleeve?” he inquired of Johnny. “If you have it’s
about time to show it. If you can borrow some gent’s hat in the
audience, and make a lot of customers for an idle stock of shoes come
out of it, you’d better spiel. The boys have all laid in enough
footwear to last ’em ten years; and there’s nothing doing in the shoe
store but dolcy far nienty. I just came by there. Your venerable victim
was standing in the door, gazing through his specs at the bare toes
passing by his emporium. The natives here have got the true artistic
temperament. Me and Clancy took eighteen tintypes this morning in two
hours. There’s been but one pair of shoes sold all day. Blanchard went
in and bought a pair of fur-lined house-slippers because he thought he
saw Miss Hemstetter go into the store. I saw him throw the slippers
into the lagoon afterwards.”
“There’s a Mobile fruit steamer coming in to-morrow or next day,” said
Johnny. “We can’t do anything until then.”
“What are you going to do—try to create a demand?”
“Political economy isn’t your strong point,” said the consul,
impudently. “You can’t create a demand. But you can create a necessity
for a demand. That’s what I am going to do.”
Two weeks after the consul sent his cable, a fruit steamer brought him
a huge, mysterious brown bale of some unknown commodity. Johnny’s
influence with the custom-house people was sufficiently strong for him
to get the goods turned over to him without the usual inspection. He
had the bale taken to the consulate and snugly stowed in the back room.
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