Polka (La tarde del Sabado) Cadet Band Kaiser, Don’t You Want to Buy a Dog? Company Riding Hall Galop Cadet Band Mary Aileen Solo and Chorus Music Orchestra 2. Maltese Boat Song Quartette Galop (Dgagdfnp) Cadet Band Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep Solo and Chorus Flirtation Waltz Cadet Band Die Wacht am Rhein Company Jim Jam Chorus Company * * * * * ARTICLES OF WAR. ARTICLE I.—The managers wish it to be distinctly understood that they have original jurisdiction over all cases of loud and unseemly noise, shouting and crying out “Supe,” “Boots,” “Carry him out” and the like; and appellate jurisdiction over all violations of these Articles of Confederation, including the use of peanuts, taffy, pop-corn or other raging strong drink. ART. II.—In case of fire, to prevent unnecessary disturbance, the audience will be formed in two ranks endwise, the right wing resting on the Chapel steps, the left on the Declaration of Independence, bayonets fixed and trimmings to be worn on the outside of the mess hall. Should the danger be imminent a small detail, made by the Superintendent on recommendation of the academic board, will be allowed to visit the trunk rooms for the purpose of obtaining their white pants. AMENDMENT XIV.—Should any one of the audience feel hungry during the performance he will make out a statement of the fact, showing the color of his eyes and hair, when and where he was born, when and where enlisted, how long since he ate anything, and why he did not then eat enough to last. He will submit it to the Commandant of Cadets, who will, if convenient, forward it to the Superintendent. He will forward it to the Secretary of War, who will refer it to the Third Auditor of the Treasury to ascertain how much of the necessary appropriation remains unexpended. It will then be exposed to Brand’s sulphate of soda test to ascertain the effect of frost, after which it will be covered with several layers of beton, well rammed. At the end of ten hundred years, if it still yields to the pressure of the finger and remains soluble in hot rum toddy, the application will be disapproved. The applicant will meanwhile receive napkins, cane-bottomed chairs and plated castors to whet his appetite.