One Saturday afternoon four of us first classmen stuffed pillow cases in
the breasts of our coats and deliberately went to Kinsley’s for apples,
and we proposed to help ourselves, too. Kinsley’s house was in one corner
of the orchard and there were stone fences around and through the center
of the orchard. We went to different trees and found all the apples we
wanted on the ground, so we set to work filling our pillow cases. B⸺y
filled his, set it by a stone fence on the far side from the house,
and then boldly climbed the fence and ventured to trees nearer to the
house. His approach made the chickens cackle and the ducks quack, thus
attracting a lady’s attention. She came out of the house and spoke to
B⸺y, who had three or four apples in his hands. We heard their voices and
then emptied most of our apples on the ground and ran away, as there was
no use of any more of us getting caught than necessary. After we had been
back in barracks awhile we went over to see how B⸺y had gotten away. He
said that Mrs. Kinsley told him that she did not object to any one taking
two or three apples as he had done, but that she did not want the cadets
to carry them off by the bag full. She then asked him who we were, and
he told her we might be plebes, as older cadets knew better than to do
such a thing. We asked him what he did with his pillow case of apples,
and he said: “You don’t suppose I had the cheek, after my narrow escape,
to bring away a bag full, do you?” Notwithstanding this statement, and
the fact that B⸺y was the first Captain of the Corps, we put our hands up
into his chimney, moved a stick and down fell his pillow case of apples.
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