General stores -- Fiction; Married people -- Fiction; West (U.S.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"It's awful good--too good! It 'pears wicked to enjoy any earthly thing
so much. Besides, you needn't tell me that _it_ ain't awful costly,
'cause I shan't believe it."
"If my word is of so doubtful quality," said Grace, with rising color,
"perhaps Mrs. Taggess, with whom you're better acquainted, will inform
you."
"'Tis nothing but milk, cream, and sugar," said Mrs. Taggess, who
had borrowed Grace's freezer and experimented with it, "and most of
you know very well that you've so much milk that you feed some of it
to your pigs. The cream in what all of you have eaten would make,
perhaps, a single pound of butter, which you would be glad to sell for
fifteen cents. The sugar cost not more than five or six cents, and the
flavoring, to any one with raspberries in their own garden, would have
cost nothing."
The guests gasped in chorus, but the tormentor quickly said:--
"But the ice! Us poor farmin' folks can't afford ice; it's only them
that makes their livin' out of us--"
"Excuse me," said Mrs. Taggess, "but many of the farmers, your husband
among them, have been telling Doctor Taggess recently that they were
going to put up ice-houses next winter, and that they were foolish
or lazy for not having already done so before. I'm sure that all of
you who have enjoyed the cream so greatly will keep your husbands in
mind of it, especially as ice-cream, made at home, is as cheap as the
poorest food that any farmer's family eats."
The coming of the coffee caused conversation to abate once more, for in
each cup floated a puff of whipped cream--a spectacle unfamiliar to any
of the gossips, some of whom hastily spooned and swallowed it, in the
supposition that it was ice-cream, put in to cool the coffee somewhat.
Those who followed the motions of their hostess and Mrs. Taggess
stirred the whipped cream into the coffee, and enjoyed the result, but
again the voice of the tormentor arose:--
"We buy all our coffee at your store, but we don't never have none that
tastes like this here."
"Indeed?" Grace said, with an air of solicitude. "I wonder why, for
there is but one kind in the store, and this was made from it. Perhaps
we prepare it in different ways."
"I bile mine a plumb half-hour," said the tormentor, "so's to git ev'ry
mite o' stren'th out o' it."
"Oh! I never boil mine."
She never boiled coffee! Would the wonders of this house and its
housekeeper never cease?
"For pity sakes, how does any one make coffee without boilin', _I'd_
like to know?" said a little woman with a thin, aquiline nose and a
piercing voice.
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