Camp Fire Yarns of the Lost LegionHamilton-Browne, G.
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Camp Fire Yarns of the Lost Legion
Hamilton-Browne, G.
Māori (New Zealand people) -- Warfare; New Zealand -- History -- Anecdotes; Zulu War, 1879
The rations were good, but the liquor was bad; and when an old
campaigner calls liquor bad, it must be very bad indeed. There were
plenty of rows about it, and changes were promised, but somehow it
never improved. This being so, it was the usual thing, when the pack
train went down-country, for two or three of us who could not face the
filth supplied by the contractors to send down a private horse and get
up a couple of cases of spirits fit to drink.
I was quartered at the time at an outlying station that the pack train
did not pass, and one day received a note telling me to come to Fort
Tarawera and get my share of two cases of brandy that had reached
there.
This I did, and rode over next day, accompanied by a very smart
trooper named Steve--at least that name will do for him, as he left
the Lost Legion and has been for years a parson in the Church of
England. Good luck to him!
Now the road, or rather the bridle-track, was a sinful one, partly
through bush and partly along the bank of the Waipunga River. At one
place the path had been scraped out of a very steep hill of loose
shale sloping down to the river, which ran about eighty to one hundred
feet below it, and it was so narrow that, once on it, you could not
turn your horse, nor even dismount.
The length of this very bad bit was not more than two hundred yards,
but there was a nasty turn half-way, so that it was necessary for you
before you entered on it to give a loud shout in case anyone was
approaching from the other end; and altogether it was not the sort of
road to entice a nervous old gentleman to ride a restive horse along
for a constitutional.
We reached Fort Tarawera in safety, and I put in a very pleasant
afternoon, hearing the news and yarning with my pals there. Towards
evening we left with my share of the plunder, which consisted of four
bottles of brandy, to ride back the fourteen miles to my station.
These bottles we carried in our wallets in front of our saddles, and
after a parting drink and cheery good-night we rode gaily away.
It was quite dark when we reached the worst part of the road; but in
those days neither of us cared for anything, so that after a loud
coo-ee we filed on to the bad track, myself leading.
Previous to our quitting the firm ground, I had said to my companion,
in a joking manner: "Take care you don't tumble over, Steve; remember
you are carrying precious brandy."
He answered: "All right, I'll look after it." And we started the
crossing.
Just as we got to the very worst part of the road I heard a scuffle,
an oath, a rattling crash, and knew in a moment that Steve with his
horse had gone over the cliff, and rolled down the slope into the
river.
I was close to the end of the bad part; so, pressing my horse on to
the firm ground, dismounted, and led him back to the place of the
catastrophe. Peering over, I could see nothing, so shouted: "Steve,
are you much hurt?"
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