Camp Fire Yarns of the Lost LegionHamilton-Browne, G.
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Camp Fire Yarns of the Lost Legion
Hamilton-Browne, G.
Māori (New Zealand people) -- Warfare; New Zealand -- History -- Anecdotes; Zulu War, 1879
One morning, as the Arawa were preparing for their usual daily
amusement, they saw, to their horror and consternation, the advancing
fleet of their bloodthirsty enemies. The time for jeering and laughter
had passed, some tried to escape and a few succeeded, the others stood
and fought the hopeless fight of spears and stones versus muskets. The
canoes drew near the island and Hongi opening fire on the hapless
defenders, shot them down in heaps, then, landing, killed or enslaved
all that remained of the Arawa tribe. The ovens, surrounded with the
crumbling bones of the victims, remain still to mark the spot where
scores of the unfortunate Arawa were cooked and eaten; and these, with
Ohinemoa's natural hot bath, are the two show places on the beautiful
green hill that sits like a gem on the bosom of the dark blue lake.
After we had visited Mokoia we were to descend the rapid creek up
which Hongi had brought his canoes and inspect Roto Iti. The boats
were manned by young Maoris of splendid physique, whom I dressed for
the occasion very prettily, in shirts and trousers of white cotton,
with black silk neckerchiefs. They were very proud of themselves in
these smart, unaccustomed clothes.
When we came to the shallow water, at the head of the creek, it would
be necessary for these fellows to jump out of the boat to lighten her,
and drag her over into deep water; and I warned them that as English
ladies did not like to see men without clothes on they must jump
overboard in their smart suits. The three officials went into one of
the boats by themselves, with a crew that knew no English, as they
wanted to discuss important business, and I escorted the ladies in the
other boat. We landed at Mokoia, and I showed them the bath and the
gruesome ovens, and told them the tales of love and war, and then we
re-embarked to visit Roto Iti. All went well till we reached the
shallows at the head of the creek; here the boat grounded and I
ordered the crew overboard to push her along.
All obeyed and plunged in with their clothes on, as instructed, with
one exception. This was the stroke oar, a fine young Maori named Kiwi,
who spoke broken English and was the son of a principal chief. He was
very proud of his smart new clothes, and when the other fellows sprang
into the water he sat tight. His mates called to him for help, and
seeing he did not move I ordered him overboard. But he meant to
preserve that suit. With a deep sigh he took off the black silk
neckerchief, next he stripped off that immaculate white shirt. He
looked at the water, and then at his lovely white trousers.
Then, with sudden inspiration, he touched the principal lady on the
shoulder and said in a deep whisper of despair: "You no like to see
me: you look that way." And in another moment he had whipped off his
last thread of clothing and joined his comrades in the water.
THE LOST DINNER
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