Camp Fire Yarns of the Lost LegionHamilton-Browne, G.
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Camp Fire Yarns of the Lost Legion
Hamilton-Browne, G.
Māori (New Zealand people) -- Warfare; New Zealand -- History -- Anecdotes; Zulu War, 1879
One fine morning Conway cantered up to the old Scotsman's hotel, into
which he strode with a bustling, dutified air. "Swan," quoth he,
"Colonel ---- (mentioning the well-known name of one of Sir Garnet's
principal staff officers) will be here in a few minutes. He is riding
in advance of the General, so as to make arrangements for the
accommodation of Sir Garnet and his whole staff, who will be staying
in this dorp for some considerable time. The Colonel was recommended
to go to the new hotel, but I, who am acting as his guide, have
persuaded him to try you first of all, to see if you can furnish the
necessary requirements. Of course you will have to do your very best,
furnish the best rooms, supply the very best food and liquor, and all
that sort of thing, and the Colonel will require a private
sitting-room, in which to carry on his correspondence, while he is
awaiting the General's arrival."
Old Swan nosed what he thought was going to turn out to be a most
profitable bit of business. He had heard of the enormous sums of money
squandered by the Imperial Government during the late Zulu war, and
his fingers fairly itched at the chance of being thrust into the
plunder pot. In a moment he was all smiles and attention, even going
so far as to promise to turn out, at a moment's notice, all his usual
guests and to reserve the whole of the house for the great man and his
staff. Throwing open the door of his own cosy sitting-room, he
inquired if Conway thought that would do until a better one could be
provided, and also asked if he should be doing right to invite the
Colonel to have a drink on his dismounting.
"Well," said Conway, "I should hardly do that, as perhaps Colonel ----
may be one of those rabid teetotallers who do not like to drink in
public, but you had better place a bottle of whisky, one of brandy,
yes, and perhaps one of gin, together with some soda-water, and a box
of your very best cigars on that buffet, and if he should help himself
you will then know whether he drinks or not. Ah, by Jove! here he
comes."
A fine stalwart figure, clothed in undress uniform, rode slowly across
the big market square and, reining up at the front door, leisurely
dismounted. Handing his horse over to the grinning Tottie hostler, he
coolly scanned the front of the premises and the surroundings. Out
rushed the obsequious host, more leisurely followed by the debonair
but still respectful Conway.
"Ah, Conway," drawled the new-comer, "so we have arrived at last, and
this is the hotel you recommended, is it? Well, perhaps it will do,
though I must confess I like the appearance of the other one better.
Still, I have no doubt our worthy host here will do his best to make
us all comfortable, especially as our stay here may be rather a long
one. Let us step inside and see what accommodation he has to offer, as
you know how particular Sir Garnet is."
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