Camp Fire Yarns of the Lost LegionHamilton-Browne, G.
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Camp Fire Yarns of the Lost Legion
Hamilton-Browne, G.
Māori (New Zealand people) -- Warfare; New Zealand -- History -- Anecdotes; Zulu War, 1879
Now anyone can understand, although he may not admire, a man who,
prompted by greed, love or interest, changes his mode of worship. But
the man who I am going to yarn to you about was not an individual of
this class, and, moreover, although he was most charitably disposed,
and always ready to plank down a cheque for any good purpose, yet as a
rule he did not pan out on religious matters at all, and knew as much
about dogma as a chimpanzee does about snowballing. But let me start
the yarn from the beginning.
During the latter eighties, when I was adjutant of the D.F.H., and was
located at De Toits Pan, there lived on the same diamond diggings a
man who carried on the trade of baker, and whom I shall designate by
his Boer name of Davy. Now Davy had begun life as a ship's baker, and
having followed the sea for many years had drifted up to the diamond
fields in the early times, had started in at his trade and had
prospered exceedingly, so that when I knew him he was a rich man, and
justly very popular with the diggers. In person he was of medium
height, thick-set, with great rounded shoulders, on which was stuck,
for he had not much neck to boast of, a huge round head that, owing
perhaps to the effects of early piety, was as devoid of hair as a
Little Englander is of patriotism. As regards manners, he was rather
brusque, and until he came to know you was a bit repellent, and was
totally uneducated. But he was a white man right through, and many a
score of women and children would have had to go hungry to roost,
during hard times, had good old Davy cut off supplying bread, although
the betting might be decidedly against his ever pouching a single
ticky (threepenny piece) of their money. Now, this old worthy, who as
a rule never attended any Gospel Mill, and was as devoid of theologic
controversy as one of his loaves of bread, nevertheless, whenever he
indulged in an occasional burst always developed the idiosyncrasy that
he must change his religion, and would promptly set to work to do so.
What faith he had been brought up in originally (if any) I know not,
and I doubt if he knew himself, but he tried all there were on the
diamond fields (and owing to the polyglot crowd located on the
diggings there were many), with the exception of the Hebrew, from
which ancient cult Davy shied, as he always affirmed there was an
obstacle in the way, which required to be removed before he could
become a proselyte in the Synagogue.
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