Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the ScribblerHabberton, John
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Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the Scribbler
Habberton, John
Canoes and canoeing; Québec (Province) -- Description and travel
Soon after dinner the squadron approached a lock, and the Commodore
went ashore to exhibit the passes of his command. As the collective
measurement of the boats did not reach ten tons, the four had been
included in a single pass, the cost of which was twenty cents, and
this sufficed for the dozen locks which were to be passed before the
smooth water of the river could again be reached. It was probably a
realization of the small amount of money which their labor represented
which made the various lock-keepers so solemn of mien as they labored
over their gates to let the Liliputian squadron through. The walls of
each lock were substantially built of huge blocks of grey stone, and
as the water subsided rapidly the Artist imagined himself being let
down into a dark dungeon. He hastily drew his portfolio from a locker,
and proceeded to sketch a study for a "Prisoner of Chillon," hugging
the shady side of the lock as he did so. The sketch proceeded to his
satisfaction, and then some loose earth behind the stones ejected
through a crack some of its superfluous moisture in a parabolic curve
over the Artist's shoulder, and upon the sketch, putting in some half
tints which gave the picture an air of extreme realism and antiquity.
Reaching at length a long stretch of canal upon which no boats were
visible, the squadron disembarked and washed its respective faces
with soap, an operation rendered necessary by the drippings it had
encountered under the bridge, and during the various showers. An hour
later, the face of the Vice looked as if it had been liberally but
carelessly patched with court-plaster. Fragments of skin fluttered
aimlessly from his cheeks and brow, while his Roman nose was as
picturesque as the brown shoulders of a tramp who had lately begged
a very ragged white shirt. The Vice became conscious that he was
attracting attention, and a pocket-mirror, furtively consulted,
revealed to him the cause. He passed his mirror to the others, and the
merriment of the party came to a sudden stop, for every one else was
displaying symptoms of impending trouble of the same sort. Not one of
them had experienced an hour of sunshine a day for months; their faces
had been burning steadily for days, and the alkali of the soap had
destroyed the last bond between the burned cuticle and that beneath.
The Purser suggested that cold cream, being peculiarly a French
production, could doubtless be found in the next village, but the Vice
said him nay.
"Frenchmen who don't know the Marseillaise when they hear it," said
he, "can't be expected to know anything about the appliances of modern
civilization."
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