Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the ScribblerHabberton, John
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Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the Scribbler
Habberton, John
Canoes and canoeing; Québec (Province) -- Description and travel
From the river below the lock the expedition saw the foot of the
rapids, and near them a ruined fort. A double invitation to view the
picturesque was not to be declined, so every one paddled up as far
as the rapids would allow. The fort bore date of 1711, and tradition
said that it had been constructed for defence against the Indians, in
the days when Canada was still New France, from which it was safe to
infer that the North American savage was not in the habit of rounding
rapids by canal when he disported himself in his light canoe. The
work had been stripped to its bare walls, not by relic-hunters but by
searchers after seasoned fuel, and its water-wall had fallen in, but
enough remained to show the plan of the work. The Commodore and the
Purser broiled in the sun at the gateless sally-port and endeavored to
reconstruct the work in the interest of romance. They filled it with
picturesque men-at-arms, gallant officers, and venerable priests, and
took care not to omit the occasional Indian maiden, while the Vice
calculated the cost of transforming the work into a distillery, and
the Cook, who had climbed to a sealed loophole overhead in search
of reflections which did not appear, gently led the thoughts of the
romancers back to the real by an occasional shower of partly pulverized
mortar.
It presently occurred to him, however, that the stock of bread was
running low, only one loaf being left from the supply laid in beyond
the line. He accordingly made a requisition on the Purser for the
necessary funds and paddled off to the village. In a few moments he was
seen returning, partly concealed behind something which he had placed
on the forward deck. As the bow touched the sand the mysterious
object was seen to be merely a loaf of bread beside which, for the sake
of contrast, the Cook had laid the remaining loaf of the United States
pattern.
[Illustration: No Ruins in America (Ruskin).]
The Vice regarded the two with a puzzled air. "Why," he asked, "should
forty millions of people living in a free republic, be content with
loaves of such diminutive size when the subjects of a despotic monarchy
are provided with bread on a scale so truly magnificent?"
[Illustration: Two Loaves--a Contrast.]
"The loaves are to one another in an inverse proportion to the
population which they represent," said the Cook.
In quality and price, this loaf compares favorably with that of the
American baker, but in size and shape it is unlike anything that
elsewhere exists under the same name. Its shape is that of a cloven
mountain, and its size--well, if such loaves were used in Judea
eighteen hundred years ago, the miracle of the feeding of the five
thousand would not seem so very wonderful after all. A single loaf
materially increased the draft of the Cook's boat, and had he bought
four, as he had expected to do, it would have been necessary to have
chartered a store-ship.
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