Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the ScribblerHabberton, John
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Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the Scribbler
Habberton, John
Canoes and canoeing; Québec (Province) -- Description and travel
"Mais non," said the other, "Je crois que c'est l'Anglais."
The Commodore seated himself on the steps and buried his head in his
hands. One of the dogs whined and poked a cold, sympathetic nose
against his cheek. It presently occurred to him that the silence,
which was becoming embarrassing, was in danger of being broken by the
irrepressible laughter of the young women, who continued their work
with mischievous glances at their discomfited visitor. The Commodore
is a bashful man, and it has always seemed to him that the laughter
of girls is particularly and peculiarly derisive. However, by dint
of frequent repetitions of "pain" "beurre" and "lait," he at length
succeeded in making himself understood.
The two girls bestirred themselves to procure the desired articles,
which by the way proved to be of excellent quality and of absurdly low
price. Meanwhile the dogs had become so friendly as to be troublesome,
and the two biggest were actually fighting for the privilege of
receiving personal attention.
On hearing of this experience, the Purser, who is very fond of dogs,
was anxious to be detailed for milk at once, and the Vice, who is,
"Steel amid the din of arms
And wax amid the fair,"
longed to air his French in connection with the girls, whom the
Commodore represented as possessed of rare charms and engaging manners.
It was evident that there would be no trouble about the milk detail at
this camp. Indeed a rivalry sprang up between the Purser and the Vice
which was only kept within bounds by the necessity of a co-partnership,
one being as hopelessly embarrassed in canine society as was the other
in that of young women. It followed as a natural result that they
invariably went for milk in company and were a long time in getting it.
The Vice's French was cultivated to a degree which left him without
a rival in the fleet, while the two always came back to camp with a
retinue of dogs which nearly drove the Cook crazy by investigating the
expeditionary stores.
On the grassy plateau before mentioned, the four graceful boats lay
side by side, and in them as the fire burned low, the four voyagers
composed themselves to rest, and the Cook and Purser were lulled to
slumber by the tones of the Vice who pointed out the constellations,
and discoursed learnedly of the precession of the equinoxes. The
Commodore, who chanced to be somewhat wakeful, feigned an interest in
astronomy, which he had never before displayed, and evinced such an
appetite for sidereal nomenclature that he presently had the Vice out
of bed, so to speak, and shiveringly endeavoring to discover certain
hypothetical stars whose locality the Commodore carefully described,
but which could not be seen from the recumbent position occupied by his
companion. Having for a sufficient space indulged in this justifiable
revenge for certain insubordinate acts on the part of the Vice, the
Commodore suddenly became sleepy, and left the astronomer to discover
the ruse at his leisure.
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