Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the ScribblerHabberton, John
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Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the Scribbler
Habberton, John
Canoes and canoeing; Québec (Province) -- Description and travel
Drawing up alongside the boom, all hands walked across the dam and
considered the chances of running the race-way. Noon had passed
however, and while the question was still unsettled, children came
down from the mill-settlement with fresh raspberries, and butter made
in the French style, without salt, and thus reminded of luncheon, it
was decided, in view of an approaching thunder shower, to adjourn to
the shelter of the mill. Here an incident occurred which proved as it
had never been proved before the admirable discipline maintained in the
_personnel_ of the command.
In the early days of the cruise it became painfully evident to the
real canoeists who were connected with the expedition, that in one
particular at least an unseemly tendency toward effeminate luxury was
developing itself. The Vice and the Purser, on the first day out,
produced with an air of insufferable superiority, china plates, and
bowls which they were pleased to denominate coffee cups. The relative
size of these as compared with the legitimate tin-cups used by the
Commodore and the Cook is herewith shown. Of course the flag-officer at
once detected the ruse, and foiled the conspirators by issuing at the
first camp, Special Order No. 1 to this effect:
The coffee ration will always be measured in the Cook's cup, that
being the standard pint recognized at these headquarters.
By order of the Commodore.
Possible infringement on the rights of individuals having thus been
provided against, it was only necessary to counteract so far as
possible the demoralizing effect of the daily sight of china upon
the morale of the expedition. This end was diligently sought by the
commanding officer by every means in his power, but to no purpose. He
personally supervised the daily measuring of coffee with the Cook's
cup, but by some means the china bowls were always filled, and their
owners never failed to remark upon the superior excellence of coffee
taken from such receptacles over that imbibed from barbaric tin. It
was evident that sooner or later a resort must be had to arbitrary
measures, but no fitting opportunity presented itself until the
squadron took refuge in the mill as narrated above.
[Illustration: Comparative Coffee Cups.]
The thunder storm proved to be of extraordinary violence, throwing down
trees, overturning buildings and playing the mischief generally.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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