It certainly was Captain Jerry's unlucky evening, for he left Perez
chatting with a fisherman friend, who had left a favorite pipe in his
shanty and had come down to get it, and entered the house alone. He had
seen the electrician go, and was surprised at the brevity of his call,
but he was as far from suspecting that he himself was the indirect cause
of the said brevity as a mortal could be.
He came into the dining room, hung his cap on the back of a chair, and
remarked cheerfully, “Well, Elsie, what did you send your company home
so quick for? Land sake! twelve o'clock wa'n't none too late for me when
I was young and goin' round to see the girls.”
But Miss Preston did not smile. On the contrary, she frowned, and when
she spoke the Captain had a vague feeling that someone had dropped an
icicle inside his shirt collar.
“Captain Jerry,” said the young lady, “I want to have a talk with you.
Why do you think it necessary to get up and leave the room whenever Mr.
Hazeltine calls? You do it every time, and to-night was no exception,
except that by what you said you made me appear a little more ridiculous
than usual. Now, why do you do it?”
The Captain's jaw fell. He stared at his questioner to see if she was
not joking, but, finding no encouragement of that kind, stammered, “Why
do I do it? Why?”
“Yes, why?”
“Why, 'cause I thought you wanted me to.”
“_I_ wanted you to! Why should you think that, please?”
“Well, I don't know. I thought you two would ruther be alone. I know,
when I used to go to see my wife 'fore we was married, I--”
“Please, what has that got to do with Mr. Hazeltine's visits here?”
“Why, why, nothin', I s'pose, if you say so. I jest thought--”
“What right have you to suppose that Mr. Hazeltine is calling on me more
than any other person or persons in this house?”
This was something of a poser, but the Captain did his best. He sat on
the edge of a chair and rubbed his knee, and then blurted out, “Well,
I s'pose I--that is, we thought he was, jest 'cause he nat'rally would;
that's 'bout all. If I'd thought--why, see here, Elsie, don't YOU think
he's comin' to see you?”
This was a return thrust that was hard to parry, but, although the
young lady's color heightened just a bit, she answered without much
hesitation:
“I don't know that I do. At any rate, I have given you no authority to
act on any such assumption, and I DON'T want you to put me again in the
ridiculous position you did this evening, and as you have done so often
before. Why, his visits might be perfect torture to me, and still I
should have to endure them out of common politeness. I couldn't go away
and leave him alone.”
Captain Jerry's face was a study of chagrin and troubled repentance.
“Elsie,” he said, “I'm awful sorry; I am so. If I'd thought I was
torturin' of you, 'stead of makin' it pleasant, I'd never have done it,
sure. I won't go out again; I won't, honest. I hope you won't lay it up
against me. I meant well.”
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