Cap'n Jonah's fortune : $b A story of Cape CodCooper, James A.
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Cap'n Jonah's fortune : $b A story of Cape Cod
Cooper, James A.
Cape Cod (Mass.) -- Fiction
The extension table was stretched clear across the Petty kitchen.
Orrin's back was so close to the door leading to the porch that the
door could scarcely be opened, while Sarah was so far away from him at
the other end of the table that her frowns and half-audible admonitions
for once made no impression upon her husband.
Between the two, along both sides of the table, were ranged the
visitors and Tom and Cap'n Jonah. Sarah was rather glad for the moment
that Helmford had gone. The table was more than crowded, and the
guests' elbows clashed as they plied knives and forks. Pearl waited on
them, cheerfully refusing to sit down till all were plentifully served.
Sarah Petty was a careful housewife, and Orrin was as close as his
own shirt. But when they set out to entertain the Family they did it
right--no two ways about it! The long table was fairly burdened with
things to eat.
Solon was a master hand at such times as this. He he-hawed his great,
political laugh all through the meal, and declared more than once that
he was "a good table finisher--that was his trade," accepting a third
helping of baked fresh ham and "all the fixin's" to prove his statement.
Enoch tried to follow the set of his cousin's example, and was
particularly cordial to Cap'n Jonah. "They tell me you calc'late to
settle down here for good, Cap'n Hand?" he said insinuatingly.
"As long as Sarah will have me," replied Cap'n Jonah, briefly.
"Haw! haw!" exploded Solon. "I bet after this taste of Sarah's cookin'
you couldn't chase him away with a club. Hey, Cap'n Hand?"
Sarah preened, accepting the flattery. Cap'n Jonah was uncomfortable.
He was polite to the women, and he tried to speak when spoken to by the
men; but he gained at that meal a reputation for silence only equaled
by 'Poley and Perse Heath themselves.
Solon drew him like a badger from his hole, and Cap'n Jonah came to the
surface just as much against his will as does that obstinate beast.
"Le's see," said Solon, "you found chances of turning a penny out there
in the East such as we humdrum stay-at-homes never see, I suppose,
Captain? I knew a man once in your line that made a mint of money
shanghaiing coolies for the guano islands off Chile. You never dipped
into that trade, did you?"
"No. Never did," said Cap'n Jonah emphatically.
"They do say, too, that opium smuggling pays big in Chinese waters."
"I've heard tell," bit off the old mariner.
"And there's what they call the Chinese passenger trade--runnin' them
laundrymen into 'Frisco or Vancouver, when the immigrant inspectors
ain't lookin'. Know anything about that, Captain?"
"Only what you tell me," barked Cap'n Jonah, his eyebrows bristling.
"I expect you got your money in quieter ways, Cap'n Hand," put in Enoch
Petty, observing that his cousin's semi-humorous sallies were not taken
in good part.
"I got my money," began Cap'n Jonah in some heat. "I got my money----"
He hesitated, then simmered down to: "Wal, I got it as I got it.
Whatever!"
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