Cap'n Jonah's fortune : $b A story of Cape CodCooper, James A.
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Cap'n Jonah's fortune : $b A story of Cape Cod
Cooper, James A.
Cape Cod (Mass.) -- Fiction
The relief to Cap'n Jonah, at least, was great when the visit of the
Harwich folk came to an end on Monday. He accepted four separate and
privately given invitations to visit the several families at his
leisure, with the mental reservation that he would do so only when he
was in that state which he denominated "soft-headed."
"I've weathered Sarah and Orrin, both when they was down on me and now
that they seem to have had a change of heart. They air bad enough, I do
allow," he said to Cap'n Abe. "But I want to tell you right now, the
rest of the Petty family as fur as I've sampled it, runs wuss towards
the bottom of the cask.
"Solon Petty never got to the State Legislature because of his brains,
that's sure. Enoch Petty would rob a blind man, I do believe. And as
for them two old billygoats, Apollo and Perseus Heath, they'd drive a
man to strong drink an' no mistake."
He was too polite to state his opinion of the women of the Harwich
party. He hinted strongly, however, that he more firmly believed than
heretofore that wives were given to men as punishment for their sins.
"All but my own woman," he added with reverence. "She was a good
one--an' she didn't live long after we was married. I dunno but short
sweet'nin' is the best. We wasn't long enough together to git on one
another's nerves."
"Why," said Cap'n Abe, comfortably, "I dunno but you air too harsh on
'em, Cap'n Hand. You might easy find a woman at your age that would
make you a comfort'ble home. And if she had a bit of prop'ty, like the
Doc's sister----"
"Why ain't you tried it?" demanded the suspicious Cap'n Jonah.
"Oh! Wal! _Me?_" said Cap'n Abe, lowering his voice and casting a
quick glance over his shoulder to make sure that Betty Gallup, his
housekeeper, was not in the offing. "Ye see, I'm fretted enough by the
female sect as 'tis. I wouldn't want one under foot day _an'_ night."
"I guess," returned Cap'n Jonah, "your opinion an' mine, on the women,
is purty much of a muchness. Whatever!"
CHAPTER XXIII
THE CHRISTMAS GALE
This was Christmas week. There was the threat of a serious gale in the
air and sky and on the sea. There had already been a scale of snow upon
the ground, but rain had ensued and that promise of a white Christmas
had proved abortive.
The Christmas entertainment committee, of which Miss Sue Ambrose was
the very active chairman, had made most of its preparations for the
celebration in spite of the unexplained defection of Eliphalet Truitt.
Indeed, the ex-steward had been "acting offish" for so long that he
ceased to be a general topic of conversation save on one particular
point which, when mentioned, always brought smiles to the faces of his
neighbors--for they loved Life Truitt, no matter what his mood.
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