Cap'n Jonah's fortune : $b A story of Cape CodCooper, James A.
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Cap'n Jonah's fortune : $b A story of Cape Cod
Cooper, James A.
Cape Cod (Mass.) -- Fiction
Nevertheless it was Betty Gallup who helped the dazed youth to his
feet and assisted him into the house and made him lie down upon Cap'n
Abe's lounge in the living room. She brought warm water and laved his
bruised face. And she brought vinegar and brown paper and put a patch
on his inflamed eye.
"Now you lay up here as long as you feel like, Tom Petty," Mrs. Gallup
said, as she cleared the table of the dinner dishes. "Mischief's done
now, and you can't better it. Folks is bound to know you got licked,
for your hull face advertises the fac'."
The storm kept many customers from interrupting Cap'n Abe, although the
wind was moderating. He sat with Cap'n Jonah in the living room and
discussed the latter's financial affairs more earnestly than heretofore.
"You say this here money you got in your wallet is all you got in the
world, Cap'n Hand?"
"Whatever! Nor no more to be had," said Cap'n Jonah. "I got some ile
sheers--but, pshaw! They ain't nothin'."
"What air them sheers?" demanded Cap'n Abe, suddenly. "Better take
stock of ev'rythin', as the feller said when he listed the litter of
kittens in the sheriff's sale. I was readin' in the _Globe_ paper only
this mornin'----"
He got up and brought the Boston paper from the rack on the wall.
Unfolding it he found the financial page and pointed a horny forefinger
to the heading of an article there printed.
"What's this here?" Cap'n Abe asked. "Where's my readin' specs? Never
can find 'em when they air wanted."
"On your forehead like they always be," said Cap'n Jonah, taking the
paper after having adjusted his own eyeglasses. "'Hem! Whatever! What
d'you make of this, Mr. Silt? Why, them's the very sheers! The Little
Sandy Oil and Coal Company."
"Lemme see!" said Cap'n Abe eagerly, having twitched his silver-bowed
spectacles astride his nose. "D'you mean to say, Cap'n Hand, that you
got some o' them Little Sandy sheers?"
"Abe Silt!" ejaculated Cap'n Jonah, almost breathless. "I got two
thousand of 'em! Right here in my pocket! D'you s'pose they can be the
same?"
"'Little Sandy Oil and Coal Company,'" read Cap'n Abe, slowly. "'Lay
dormant many years.' 'Outskirts of the thriving city of Decatur.' My
soul, Cap'n Hand!"
"Why," said the other, "they told me two year ago that all they ever
got out o' them wells they drove, was a bad smell."
"Hi-mighty!" shouted Cap'n Abe, slapping his knee in high delight.
"That's exactly what they did git! Nateral gas! D'you know what that
is, Cap'n Hand? Why, it means they air piping that 'nasty smell' you
speak of into the city of Decatur, an' sellin' it to light _an'_ heat
houses. What d'ye know 'bout that?"
"Whatever!" gasped Cap'n Jonah.
"How many of them sheers you got?" demanded the excited storekeeper.
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