Cap'n Jonah's fortune : $b A story of Cape CodCooper, James A.
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Cap'n Jonah's fortune : $b A story of Cape Cod
Cooper, James A.
Cape Cod (Mass.) -- Fiction
As the family gathered around the supper table Sarah was all smiles.
From somewhere a very comfortable armchair had appeared, standing at
Cap'n Jonah's usual place. The old seaman hesitated when he saw the
chair. What change did this portend?
"Sit right down, Uncle," said Sarah Petty in honeyed accents. "Seein'
as you're so kinder crippled up, I didn't know but you'd find that
cheer more comfort'ble."
"Whatever!" murmured Cap'n Jonah.
"I was speakin' to Miz Cap'n Joab Beecher at the Ladies' Aid," went on
Mrs. Petty, as the family began to eat, "and she says Cap'n Joab gits
gre't relief at times when the rheumatism ketches him jest as it does
you, from usin' angleworm ile. It limbers the j'ints remarkable."
"Angleworm ile?" gasped Orrin. "How in nature do they git ile from
fishworms? Cap'n Jonah says they bore wells for ile, an' that s'prised
me. But ile from angleworms is the capsheaf."
"You fill a can with angleworms--wash 'em of course--an' set it out in
the sun to stew. Gradually the worms shrink to 'most nothin', and you
strain off the ile. Tommy can dig some worms----"
"This weather?" snorted her son. "If all the angleworms in our back
garden ain't dug themselves down 'bout's far as China for the winter,
then they're froze' stiff by now, if you ask _me_."
"Wal, I suppose it would be best to make the ile in summer," confessed
Sarah.
"There's skunk ile," proposed Orrin, seeing his wife's lead and trying
to follow it. "They say that's mighty good for rheumatiz, to rub it in."
"Have me smellin' like a polecat!" ejaculated Cap'n Jonah, getting his
breath at last.
"Ain't that just like you, Orrin?" snapped Sarah. Orrin subsided. But
Mrs. Petty was determined to put forth something that would please
Cap'n Jonah and draw attention to her interest and sympathy in the
master mariner.
"I've been intendin' to get to it ever since the cold weather set in,"
she observed; "but I've been so busy that I couldn't till to-day. That
upstairs room over this kitchen ain't re'lly fit for Uncle Jonah to
sleep in, Orrin."
"Huh?" grunted her husband, wondering where she was heading in now.
"I told you I didn't think 'twould suit," went on Sarah calmly. "There
ain't no heat gets up into it from here--only smells. The fire goes
out in this range and the chimney gets cold 'fore mornin'. 'Tain't fit
for Uncle Jonah to sleep up there."
The old captain laid down his knife and fork and stared at her. Orrin
looked only at his plate. Tom choked over his food. Helmford tried
to cover the general confusion by starting the ball of conversation
rolling with Pearl about a piece of music which was just then coming
into great popularity and of which he had a record that he played on
his phonograph.
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