Cape Cod (Mass.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Well, you can see how a v'yage would end that commenced that way.
The Dowager and Barbara would scour the neighborhood and capture more
prizes, and the Duchess and her tribe would get busy and go 'em one
better. That's one sure p'int about the collecting business--it'll stir
up a fight quicker'n anything I know of, except maybe a good looking
bachelor minister. The female Thompsons and Smalls was “my dear-in'”
each other more'n ever, but there was a chill setting in round them
piazza thrones, and some of the sarcastic remarks that was casually hove
out by the bosom friends was pretty nigh sharp enough to shave with. As
for Milo and Eddie, they still smoked together behind the barn, but the
atmosphere on the quarter-deck was affecting the fo'castle and there
wa'n't quite so many “old mans” and “dear boys” as there used to was.
There was a general white frost coming, and you didn't need an Old
Farmer's Almanac to prove it.
The spell of weather developed sudden. One evening me and Cap'n Jonadab
and Peter T. was having a confab by the steps of the billiard-room,
when Milo beats up from around the corner. He was smiling as a basket of
chips.
“Hello!” hails Peter T. cordial. “You look as if you'd had money left
you. Any one else remembered in the will?” he says.
Milo laughed all over. “Well, well,” says he, “I AM feeling pretty good.
Made a ten-strike with Mrs. T. this afternoon for sure.
“That so?” says Peter. “What's up? Hooked a prince?”
A friend of “my daughter's” over at Newport had got engaged to a
mandarin or a count or something 'nother, and the Dowager had been
preaching kind of eloquent concerning the shortness of the nobility crop
round Wellmouth.
“No,” says Milo, laughing again. “Nothing like that. But I have got hold
of that antique davenport she's been dying to capture.”
One of the boarders at the hotel over to Harniss had been out antiquing
a week or so afore and had bagged a contraption which answered to the
name of a “ginuwine Sheriton davenport.” The dowager heard of it, and
ever since she'd been remarking that some people had husbands who cared
enough for their wives to find things that pleased 'em. She wished she
was lucky enough to have that kind of a man; but no, SHE had to depend
on herself, and etcetery and so forth. Maybe you've heard sermons
similar.
So we was glad for Milo and said so. Likewise we wanted to know where he
found the davenport.
“Why, up here in the woods,” says Milo, “at the house of a queer old
stick, name of Rogers. I forget his front name--'twas longer'n the
davenport.”
“Not Adoniram Rogers?” says Cap'n Jonadab, wondering.
“That's him,” says Thompson.
Now, I knew Adoniram Rogers. His house was old enough, Lord knows; but
that a feller with a nose for a bargain like his should have hung on
to a salable piece of dunnage so long as this seemed 'most too tough to
believe.
“Well, I swan to man!” says I. “Adoniram Rogers! Have you seen the--the
davenport thing?”
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