“I wonder,” remarked the doctor, as he pushed Snip off his lap and
arose--“I wonder if you boys know what the date is.”
“Yes, sir, the fifth,” replied Chub, promptly.
“Sixth, isn’t it?” asked Roy, doubtfully.
“Seventh,” said Dick, as though he really knew.
“The seventh it is,” replied the doctor, “the seventh of August.
Does that suggest anything to any one?” He looked around the circle
smilingly. But every one looked utterly blank, every one save Harry;
she looked uneasy, as though she would have liked to change the subject
of conversation.
“Somebody’s birthday?” asked Roy, vaguely.
“Labor Day!” exclaimed Dick, and was promptly hooted.
“No, it’s nothing particular on the Gregorian calendar,” said the
doctor, “but it’s an important day on my calendar, I might say _our_
calendar.” And he laid his arm over Harry’s shoulders and pulled her to
him.
“Well, it isn’t Harry’s birthday,” said Chub, “because she--”
“And it isn’t the doctor’s,” Dick interrupted, “because that comes in
February. We--we observed it last time.” And Dick smiled doubtfully at
the doctor.
“You did indeed,” replied the latter, dryly, to the accompaniment of
Harry’s laughter.
“What did you do?” asked Chub, gleefully.
“They serenaded me,” said the doctor, with one of his slow smiles.
“The music was really nice, but, as it happened at half-past six in
the morning, I was obliged to interrupt it. In fact, I was obliged to
interview some half-dozen of the leaders at the office. And our friend
Dick, here, was one of them.”
“Oh, we didn’t mind, sir,” replied Dick, cheerfully. “You see,” he
explained, turning to Chub with a reminiscent grin, “we got up early,
about twenty of us, and went to the cottage. There were about eight
of us who could play things, and we had two violins, three banjos, a
concertina, and--and--”
“A clarionet!” prompted Harry, her eyes dancing.
“Yes, and we made pretty good music. We played ‘Boola’ and ‘Dixie’ and
something else. They weren’t especially appropriate, of course, but we
had to play what we all knew, or what most of us knew. We were just in
the middle of the third number on the program, with everything going
finely and the clarionet skipping every third or fourth note, when
up went a window and out popped the doctor’s head. ‘What does this
mean?’ he asked, very sternly. Then we all cheered and made noises on
the fiddles and things, and yelled, ‘Happy birthday, Doctor!’ And the
doctor told us to go back to the dormitory instantly. And we went.”
“And then you went to the office after breakfast, eh?” asked Roy.
“Oh, yes,” replied Dick, carelessly, “but the doctor didn’t really mean
half he said!”
Dr. Emery’s laughter mingled with that of the others.
“But you haven’t guessed my riddle yet,” he reminded them.
“I give it up, sir,” said Chub. “The seventh of August doesn’t mean a
thing to me.”
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