United States -- History -- War of 1812 -- Fiction
Haines and Herne decided that they were getting too old for sea-life;
their prize money, in addition to previous savings, was sufficient for
all their wants; and after many consultations they decided to become
farmers. They went into partnership and bought a small farm on Long
Island, about seven miles back of Brooklyn, and with it an assortment
of live-stock, including horses, cattle, sheep, pigs, and chickens.
They have two horses and a pair of oxen. The horses have been named
Foremast and Mizzen, and the oxen bear the nautical appellations of
Starboard and Larboard, their position when under the yoke being
indicated by their names. Their three cows are Washington, Hyacinth,
and Marguerite, and the greediest of the pigs is designated by the
name of one of the sailors of the old Washington who was famed for his
abilities in the eating line. Haines told me, when I visited them, that
the horses and oxen were bothered a good deal at first by the nautical
expressions of their masters instead of "gee!" and "haw!" to which they
had been accustomed, but a few weeks set them all right.
"Them oxen knows what 'Belay!' means just as well as I do," said
Haines; "and you ought to see old Foremast and Mizzen heel over to
leeward and lay to their work when I calls out 'Give way, boys!' They
make me proud that I'm a farmer."
While Herne was feeding the pigs and chickens, Haines and I took a
stroll over the farm in the direction of its western boundary. I
remarked that their neighbor had a good house; whereupon Haines became
visibly embarrassed, and with some hesitation told me that the house
was the property of a nice widow, and her farm was quite as large and
good as the one possessed by the two sailors.
"Are you acquainted with the widow?" I asked.
"Yes,--that is, Herne's acquainted with her, and I know her somewhat.
Fact is, Herne's engaged to her, and I'm engaged to her sister, who
lives with her, and we're to have a double wedding here about a month
from now. Herne's going to live on the widder's farm; I'll buy him out
in this; and we'll hope to be neighbors and friends a good many years.
Won't you come out to the weddin', Cap'n, if you're not away at sea
when it comes off?"
I promised the good fellow I would do so, and I did; and one of the
members of the firm went along with me. We had an enjoyable time, and
an opportunity for seeing many of the inhabitants of that region who
had been invited to the affair. Most of them were of Dutch descent;
and the two sisters who respectively became Mrs. Haines and Mrs. Herne
showed in their substantial figures and ruddy faces that they were
descended from the people who emigrated from the dykes and marshes
of Holland to live under the rule of Peter Stuyvesant and Wouter Van
Twiller.
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