Captains All and OthersJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Captains All and Others
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“I tell you I won't,” said the voice in the next room with a groan, “I
_won't_. Get thee behind me—Get thee—No, and don't shove me over to the
door; if you can't get behind me without doing that, stay where you are.
Yes, I know it's a fortune as well as what you do; but it ain't _mine_.”
The listener caught his breath painfully.
“Diamond rings,” continued Brother Burge in a suffocating voice. “Stop
it, I tell you. No, I won't just go and look at 'em.”
A series of groans which the jeweller noticed to his horror got weaker
and weaker testified to the greatness of the temptation. He heard
Brother Burge rise, and then a succession of panting snarls seemed to
indicate a fierce bodily encounter.
“I don't—want to look at 'em,” said Brother Burge in an exhausted
voice. “What's—the good of—_looking_ at 'em? It's like you, you know
diamonds are my weakness. What does it matter if he is asleep? What's
my knife got to do with you?”
Brother Higgs reeled back and a mist passed before his eyes. He came to
himself at the sound of a door opening, and impelled with a vague idea
of defending his property, snatched up his candle and looked out on to
the landing.
The light fell on Brother Burge, fully dressed and holding his boots in
his hand. For a moment they gazed at each other in silence; then the
jeweller found his voice.
“I thought you were ill, Brother,” he faltered.
An ugly scowl lit up the other's features. “Don't you tell me any of
your lies,” he said fiercely. “You're watching me; that's what you're
doing. Spying on me.”
“I thought that you were being tempted,” confessed the trembling Mr.
Higgs.
An expression of satisfaction which he strove to suppress appeared on
Mr. Burge's face.
“So I was,” he said sternly. “So I was; but that's my business. I don't
want your assistance; I can fight my own battles. You go to bed—I'm
going to tell the congregation I won the fight single-'anded.”
“So you have, Brother,” said the other eagerly; “but it's doing me good
to see it. It's a lesson to me; a lesson to all of us the way you
wrestled.”
“I thought you was asleep,” growled Brother Burge, turning back to his
room and speaking over his shoulder. “You get back to bed; the fight
ain't half over yet. Get back to bed and keep quiet.”
The door closed behind him, and Mr. Higgs, still trembling, regained his
room and looked in agony at the clock. It was only half-past twelve and
the sun did not rise until six. He sat and shivered until a second
instalment of groans in the next room brought him in desperation to his
feet.
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