England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“My time!” he answered fiercely. “What’s the use of my time? Nobody
buys my books.”
“Who’s attending you?”
“Doctors! They take your money, that’s all. I’ve got no money. Don’t
talk about me!” Again he took up a sheet of manuscript; and chuckled.
“Last night--at that place--they had--good God!--a race between a train
and a motor-car. Well, I’ve got one between a train, a motor-car, a
flying machine, and a horse.”
I sat up.
“May I have a look at your skit,” I said, “when you’ve finished it?”
“It _is_ finished. Wrote it straight off. D’you think I could stop and
then go on again with a thing like that?” He gathered the sheets and
held them out to me. “Take the thing--it’s amused me to do it. The
heroine’s secret is that she isn’t an Octoroon at all; she’s a De La
Casse--purest Creole blood of the South; and her villainous brother
isn’t her brother; and the bad millionaire isn’t a millionaire; and her
penniless lover is. It’s rich, I tell you!”
“Thanks,” I said dryly, and took the sheets.
I went away concerned about my friend, his illness and his poverty,
especially his poverty, for I saw no end to it.
After dinner that evening I began languidly to read his skit. I had
not read two pages of the thirty-five before I started up, sat down
again, and feverishly read on. Skit! By George! He had written a
perfect scenario--or, rather, that which wanted the merest professional
touching-up to be perfect. I was excited. It was a little gold-mine
if properly handled. Any good film company, I felt convinced, would
catch at it. Yes! But how to handle it? Bruce was such an unaccountable
creature, such a wild old bird! Imagine his having only just realised
the cinema! If I told him his skit was a serious film, he would say:
“Good God!” and put it in the fire, priceless though it was. And yet,
how could I market it without _carte blanche_, and how get _carte
blanche_ without giving my discovery away? I was deathly keen on
getting some money for him; and this thing, properly worked, might
almost make him independent. I felt as if I had a priceless museum
piece which a single stumble might shatter to fragments. The tone of
his voice when he spoke of the cinema--“What a _thing_!”--kept coming
back to me. He was prickly proud, too--very difficult about money.
Could I work it without telling him anything? I knew he never looked at
a newspaper. But should I be justified in taking advantage of that--in
getting the thing accepted and produced without his knowing? I revolved
the question for hours, and went to see him again next day.
He was reading.
“Hallo! You again? What do you think of this theory--that the Egyptians
derive from a Saharan civilisation?”
“I don’t think,” I said.
“It’s nonsense. This fellow----”
I interrupted him.
“Do you want that skit back, or can I keep it?”
“Skit? What skit?”
“The thing you gave me yesterday.”
“That! Light your fire with it. This fellow----”
“Yes,” I said; “I’ll light a fire with it. I see you’re busy.”
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