England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“Hen’y Ivor! I see ’m sayin’ to ’mself: ‘What’ll they move on for!’
I see him, if y’ understand my meaning. Wha’sh he good for--Hen’y
Ivor--only writer o’ books. Is he any better than me--no! Not ’s good,
if you f-follow me. I see ’m thinkin’: ‘How can I get rid of ’m?’” He
stood still suddenly, almost on Ivor’s toes. “Where’s dog--carry th’
dog--get ’is feet wet.”
The woman stooped unsteadily, picked up the dog, and they both wavered
on again. Ivor walked alongside now, grim and apprehensive. The man
seemed to have become aware of him.
“Mist’ Ivor,” he said. “Thought so--I’m not tight--can’t say better
than that, can I?--I’m not writer of books like you--not plutocrat, if
you understand my meaning. Want to ask you question: What would you do
if you was me?”
There was silence, but for the slip-slippering of the woman’s feet
behind.
“I don’ blame you,” said the man, whose speech was getting thicker;
“you can’t help being a plutothrist. But whash the good of anything for
me, except ob-oblivion, if you follow me?”
A faint radiance shone through the mist. The station building loomed
suddenly quite close. Ivor steered towards it.
“Goin’ up t’ London,” said the man. “Qui’ right!”
He lurched past into the lighted entry, and the woman followed with the
dog. Ivor saw them waver through the doorway. And, spinning round, he
ran into the mist. ‘Perfectly true!’ he thought while he was running.
Perfectly true! Why had he helped them? What did he care so long as he
got rid of man, woman, and dog?
1922.
A LONG-AGO AFFAIR
Hubert Marsland, the landscape painter, returning from a day’s
sketching on the river in the summer of 1921, had occasion to stay the
progress of his two-seater about ten miles from London for a minor
repair, and while his car was being seen to, strolled away from the
garage to have a look at a house where he had often spent his holidays
as a boy. Walking through a gateway and passing a large gravel-pit on
his left, he was soon opposite the house, which stood back a little in
its grounds. Very much changed! More pretentious, not so homely as when
his uncle and aunt lived there, and he used to play cricket on this
warren opposite, where the cricket ground, it seemed, had been turned
into a golf course. It was late--the dinner hour, nobody playing, and
passing on to the links he stood digesting the geography. Here must
have been where the old pavilion was. And there--still turfed--where
he had made that particularly nice stroke to leg, when he went in last
and carried his bat for thirteen. Thirty-nine years ago--his sixteenth
birthday. How vividly he remembered his new pads! A. P. Lucas had
played against them and only made thirty-two. One founded one’s style
on A. P. Lucas in those days--feet in front of the bat, and pointed
a little forward, elegant; you never saw it now, and a good thing
too--one could sacrifice too much to style! Still, the tendency was all
the other way; style was too much ‘off,’ perhaps!
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