Caricature and Other Comic Art in All Times and Many Lands.Parton, James
History
Caricature and Other Comic Art in All Times and Many Lands.
Parton, James
Caricature -- History
It found the United States at war with the Indian nations;
It hath concluded peace with them all.
It found the aboriginals of the soil inveterate enemies of the whites;
It hath exercised toward them justice and generosity, and hath left them
fast friends.
It found Great Britain in possession of all the frontier posts;
It hath demanded their surrender, and it leaves them in the possession of
the United States.
It found the American sea-coast utterly defenseless;
It hath left it fortified.
It found our arsenals empty, and magazines decaying;
It hath left them full of ammunition and warlike implements.
It found our country dependent on foreign nations for engines of defense;
It hath left manufactories of cannon and musquets in full work.
It found the American Nation at war with Algiers, Tunis, and Tripoli;
It hath made peace with them all.
It found American freemen in Turkish slavery, where they had languished
in chains for years;
It hath ransomed them and set them free.
It found the war-worn, invalid soldier starving from want; or, like
Belisarius, begging his refuse-meat from door to door;
It hath left ample provision for the regular payment of his pension.
It found the commerce of our country confined almost to coasting craft;
It hath left it whitening every sea with its canvas, and cheering every
clime with its stars.
It found our mechanics and manufacturers idle in the streets for want of
employ;
It hath left them full of business, prosperous, contented, and happy.
It found the yeomanry of the country oppressed with unequal taxes; their
farms, houses, and barns decaying; their cattle selling at the
sign-posts; and they driven to desperation and rebellion;
It hath left their coffers in cash, their houses in repair, their barns
full, their farms overstocked, and their produce commanding ready
money and a high price.
In short, it found them poor, indigent malcontents;
It hath left them wealthy friends to order and good government.
It found the United States deeply in debt to France and Holland;
It hath paid all the demands of the former, and the principal part of
the latter.
It found the country in a ruinous alliance with France;
It hath honorably dissolved the connection, and set us free.
It found the United States without a swivel on float for their defense;
It hath left a Navy--composed of 34 ships of war, mounting 918 guns,
and manned by 7350 gallant tars.
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