She did not see Captain Littlefield; but from the front porch Carolyn
heard the _step, clump! step, clump!_ of a man with a wooden leg. She
thought it must be her friend walking up and down the "for'ard deck" in
the morning sunshine.
Prince evidently thought it was the friendly captain, too. He dashed
around the corner of the house, and the next moment there was a vocal
explosion that might have shocked more sophisticated ears than those of
Carolyn May.
"What the Dancin' Doolittles is this here?" bawled a shrill and
unmelodious voice. "Get out, you brute! Scat, I say!"
Carolyn hastened to the rescue. She knew it could never be Captain
Littlefield. And she was right. Her friend was not in sight.
Instead, gyrating about in a clumsy circle on the front porch was a
tall man with a very red face, a great white moustache, and a topknot
of white hair that made him look like an angry cockatoo.
This old man, whose fiery eyes and great beak added to his birdlike
appearance, was dancing about on one slippered foot, while his
other leg, finished with a wooden limb much like that of Captain
Littlefield's, was thrust out in a mad attempt to keep Prince at a
distance.
"Get out, you brute!" he bawled, almost overturning himself in another
attempt to kick the dog.
His white linen suit flapped about his lean body like dishcloths
hangin' on a pole in a strong breeze. Prince, much excited and enraged
by the attack made upon him by the old man, dashed in just as Carolyn
appeared and fastened his teeth upon the part of the "peg-leg" that
would have been the ankle had the limb been of actual flesh and bone.
"Whoo! Scat!" shouted the red-faced man, continuing to hop about on his
sound foot.
"Prince!" shrieked Carolyn May.
But Prince hung right on to the wooden leg, and as the old fellow swung
around he fairly lifted the dog from the porch and swung him in a
circle, too.
The hullabaloo aroused everybody on the lower floor of the hotel, and
maids, waiters, and kitchen help, as well as the early risen guests,
came running to the front porch.
Lastly appeared Captain Ozias Littlefield, who had been shaving and had
one side of his face masked with lather, while he flourished his razor
in his hand.
"Belay all!" cried he, clumping forward. "What's afoul the ship hawse
now?"
"Take this dog off'n me, Ozy Littlefield!" shouted the red-faced man.
"Gimme that razor and I'll near 'bout chop his head off!"
At that terrible threat Carolyn shrieked again. Prince held his firm
grip on the leg, and the red-faced man kicked out more strenuously
than before. He actually kicked himself over backward and landed with a
crash on the porch floor.
The straps holding the wooden leg to the stump of his real leg broke,
and the dog flew off at a tangent, still gripping the timber in his
jaws.
"What th' Dancing Doolittles!" yelled the old fellow, lying there on
his back. "Now see what that dog's done."
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