Boys -- Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction; Tramps -- Juvenile fiction
We hid their clothes good and safe and then sneaked back and hid where
we could watch and hear. After quite a while they came out of the water
and sat down to dry off, and they talked some about the duet and how
they hated to play it, and how they had to do it or get the worst
licking in the world, and we ’most laughed out loud. Then they were
pretty well dried and went for their clothes. Skoodles got there first
and he looks at the pile and says, “Where’d we leave our clothes,
Banty?”
“Right on that log,” says Banty.
“But they ain’t here.”
“They got to be.”
“They ain’t. You kin look. There ain’t nothin here but a lot of old
women’s rags.”
“We left ’em somewheres.”
“I know that,” says Skoodles, “but I thought it was right here.”
So they looked all around, getting worrieder and worrieder all the time,
and at last it sort of come to them that somebody had swiped their duds
and left what was there in their place. Then you could have heard them
holler to Jericho.
“What ’ll we do?” says Banty.
“What kin we do?” says Skoodles.
“We got to get to the celebration tent.”
“You sneak home and git us some clothes.”
“You do it.”
But neither of them would and time was passing, and then they sat down
and didn’t say anything for a spell, until Banty says there wasn’t
anything to do but put on the rags, because they’d get arrested for
going through town if they didn’t. So they picked up the clothes we’d
fixed for them, and that started a rumpus because both of them would
rather wear the red-flannel skirt than the pantalets. They ’most had a
fight over it, but they decided to draw straws, and Skoodles lost. Then
they got to dressing, and I had to hold my hand over Catty’s face and he
had to stuff his fist into my mouth to keep ourselves from laughing out
loud. You never saw sich looking critters in all your born life. They
looked like as if they had escaped from a lunatic asylum while the
keeper was having delirium tremens, or something like that, and when
they saw each other I thought they was going to set down and cry.
“We can’t go through town lookin’ like this,” says Banty.
“We got to,” says Skoodles.
“Oh, my goodness!” says Banty, “the duet! We got to play the duet!”
“Like this?”
“We’ll be late now. We got to. I dassent _not_ play it. Ma would fix me,
and your Ma would fix you. It ’ll be worse not to show up than it will
be to go like this.”
“I won’t.”
“We got to.”
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