"Excite myself, indeed! I should think there was a little cause for excitement to hear a baby like you talking of getting married! And bearding me in my own house to be sure! I tell you, Thomas, I won't have it!" And the dowager paced rapidly backwards and forwards on one side of the dining-room with short, jerky steps, swinging her hands, with the fingers clasping and unclasping in unison with her nervous walk. Tom walked up and down the room on the other side, the table being entrenched between them. He took long military strides, and twirled the end of his moustache impatiently every now and then, for his temper too was rising. He did not reply at once, so his mother went on with a recapitulated volley of wrath. She had only been winding up as it were, before, and now burst out in a flowing stream of words, like an alarm clock running down, as if she had never paused from her last utterance. "A boy like you--not of age yet, and whom I only carried in my arms the other day! You deserve to be whipped and sent to bed, sir! I never heard of such a thing in all my born days! And as for that little chit--she--she, I don't know what oughtn't to be done with her. Little minx! But it serves me right, putting that jackanapes of a brother of hers into that snug living down there." And the dowager with a wave of her hand indicated Hartwood village. "There is he prancing about on that little beast of a pony of his every day after the heels of that fine my lady who wanted to poke her nose in here if I had only let her. I can see what's going on, although I do mind my own business! And now that artful little jade is trying to catch you with her big staring eyes! I wonder what you can see in her I'm sure. I know what she's after: they have heard that you are the heir, and they want to secure you for the family, but I'll spoil their tricks. I'm not going to be turned out of my own house yet. I'll pack that jackanapes of a brother off about his business, and as for the artful little minx--it's positively indecent a girl running after a boy like that! I saw what they were fishing for, in sending up every day that Gezaba of a servant of theirs to enquire `how Mister Tom was.' Mister Tom, indeed! It ought to be Master Tom, and he to be birched. The artful little minx! I'll--I'll--" "Stop, mother," shouted Tom, seizing upon a favourable opportunity when the dowager paused a moment from loss of breath. "Stop, mother, I won't have you say a word against that young lady. I don't mind what you say of me, but I won't stand by and hear you abuse an innocent girl like that. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, mother, to use such language. Against your own sex, too, and a lady whom I intend to make my wife." "Your wife!" screamed the old lady with tenfold vehemence and passion. "Your wife! I'd sooner see you in your grave first!"