Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction
Of course several joined in with her, and followed suit. When
Lieutenant Harrowby ventured to suggest that it "must be very painful,
you know, ba-iey Jo-ve!" he was caught up at once by the choleric
Captain Curry Cucumber, "Nice soldier you are, my fine fellow! to think
so much of a mere flea-bite--a mere flea-bite. By Jingo! when I was at
Rhamdaghur--" And he was going to retail some of his East-Indian
reminiscences, when he was adroitly stopped by the campaigner's
suggesting that they should return to the festal board, which all
thereupon did, sitting down again with much gusto to the remnants of the
feast.
The evening waxed on, and then they packed up, and sallied homewards.
It is wonderful what a little break the absence or injury of one makes
in a large party. The proverb, "out of sight, out of mind," is true
enough, although it contradicts that other veracious proverb, which
tells us that "absence makes the heart grow fonder!"
Pringle and the young officers finished the evening very agreeably with
the Inskip girls at their residence, the former not agitating himself
much about his sister, "of whom," the campaigner observed, "she was sure
Doctor Jolly would take every care, notwithstanding his rudeness to
her!" So everything went well with Lady Inskip, and the pic-nic was
voted a success, although Captain Curry Cucumber dubbed her "an infernal
old harridan, by Jingo!" and wished he had had her "out at Rhamdaghur,
by Gad!" and he would have taught her how to "insult an army-man, by
Jingo!" in taking no notice of him, while she "could pamper a civilian,
by Gad!"--alluding, we very much fear, to the Revd. Herbert Pringle, to
whom the campaigner had been really very ingratiating. If only that
accident had not happened, who knows what other success might not have
fallen to her share! But Lady Inskip had the satisfaction that night of
boxing Mortimer's ears.
As the pony carriage drove very slowly, it was evening, nearly night, by
the time Tom and his companions arrived at The Poplars: the house was
wrapped in gloomy silence.
The doctor jumped down quickly, and Lizzie after him, when she took the
opportunity of saying to him, quickly, "I will wait here, doctor, until
you come out, and do tell me then how he is!" She wished Tom good-bye,
and walked on, apparently home to the parsonage, but she waited at the
corner, and peeped back to see him carried in; after which she shrunk
into the shades again to the garden-gate of The Poplars, and waited
patiently for the doctor to come out.
The dowager, herself, answered the gate, outstripping "Garge" in getting
there first. The doctor, having rapidly explained matters, and told her
not to be alarmed, she spoke up at once sharply to the point.
"Here's a pretty kettle of fish!" she said. "I'm a woman, Doctor Jolly;
but I'm not a fool, and you won't find me crying like an idiot!"
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