Cecil Castlemaine's Gage, Lady Marabout's Troubles, and Other StoriesOuida
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Cecil Castlemaine's Gage, Lady Marabout's Troubles, and Other Stories
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Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
My sisters have long ceased to be mesdemoiselles, they have become
mesdames, in that transforming crucible of marriage in which, assuredly,
all that glitters is not gold, but in which much is swamped, and
crushed, and fused with uncongenial metal, and from which the elixir of
happiness but rarely exhales, whatever feminine alchemists, who
patronize the hymeneal furnace, may choose to assure us to the contrary.
My sisters are indisputably very fine women, and develop in full bloom
all those essential qualities which their moral and mental trainers
sedulously instilled into them when they were limited to the
school-room and thorough-bass, Garcia and an "expurgated" Shakespeare,
the society of Mademoiselle Colletmonté and Fräulein von Engel, and the
occasional refection of a mild, religious, respectably-twaddling fiction
of the milk-and-water, pious-tendency, nursery-chronicling, and
grammar-disregarding class, nowadays indited for the mental improvement
of a commonplace generation in general, and growing young ladies in
particular. My sisters are women of the world to perfection; indeed, for
talent in refrigerating with a glance; in expressing disdain of a
toilette or a ton by an upraised eyebrow; in assuming a various
impenetrable plaît-il? expression at a moment's notice; in sweeping past
intimate friends with a charming unconsciousness of their existence,
when such unconsciousness is expedient or desirable; in reducing an
unwished-for intruder into an instantaneous and agonizing sense of his
own de trop-ism and insignificance--in all such accomplishments and
acquirements necessary to existence in all proper worlds, I think they
may be matched with the best-bred lady to be found any day, from April
to August, between Berkeley Square and Wilton Crescent. Constance, now
Lady Maréchale, is of a saintly turn, and touched with fashionable
fanaticism, pets evangelical bishops and ragged school-boys, drives to
special services, and is called our noble and Christian patroness by
physicians and hon. secs., holds doctrinal points and strong tracts,
mixed together in equal proportion, an infallible chloride of lime for
the disinfectance of our polluted globe, and appears to receive
celestial telegrams of indisputable veracity and charming acrimony
concerning the destiny of the vengeful contents of the Seven Vials.
Agneta, now Mrs. Albany Protocol, is a Cabinet Ministress, and a second
Duchesse de Longueville (in her own estimation at the least); is
"strengthening her party" when she issues her dinner invitations,
whispers awfully of a "crisis" when even penny-paper leaders can't get
up a breeze, and spends her existence in "pushing" poor Protocol, who,
thorough Englishman that he is, considers it a point of honor to stand
still in all paths with praiseworthy Britannic obstinacy and opticism.
Gwendolina, now Lady Frederic Farniente, is a butterfly of fashion, has
delicate health, affects dilettanteism, is interested by nothing, has
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