Cecilia; Or, Memoirs of an Heiress — Volume 2Burney, Fanny
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Cecilia; Or, Memoirs of an Heiress — Volume 2
Burney, Fanny
England -- Fiction; Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; Love stories; Young women -- Fiction
“No such thing,” cried he; “Sha'n't go; come for you myself; take you to
my own house. Got every thing ready, been to the broker's, bought a nice
blanket, hardly a brack in it. Pick up a table soon; one in my eye.”
“I am sorry you have so totally mistaken me, Sir; for I am now going
into the country with Mr and Mrs Delvile.”
“Won't consent, won't consent! what will you go there for? hear of
nothing but dead dukes; as well visit an old tomb.”
Here Mr Delvile, who felt himself insulted in a manner he could least
support, after looking at him very disdainfully, turned to Cecilia, and
said “Miss Beverley, if this person wishes for a longer conference with
you, I am sorry you did not appoint a more seasonable hour for your
interview.”
“Ay, ay,” cried the impenetrable Mr Briggs; “want to hurry her off!
see that! But 't won't do; a'n't to be nicked; chuse to come in for my
thirds; won't be gulled, sha'n't have more than your share.”
“Sir!” cried Mr Delvile, with a look meant to be nothing less than
petrific.
“What!” cried he, with an arch leer; “all above it, hay? warrant your
Spanish Don never thinks of such a thing! don't believe 'em my duck!
great cry and little wool; no more of the ready than other folks; mere
puff and go one.”
“This is language, Sir,” said Mr Delvile, “so utterly incomprehensible,
that I presume you do not even intend it should be understood;
otherwise, I should very little scruple to inform you, that no man of
the name of Delvile brooks the smallest insinuation of dishonour.”
“Don't he?” returned Mr Briggs, with a grin; “why how will he help it?
will the old grandees jump up out of their graves to frighten us?”
“What old grandees, Sir? to whom are you pleased to allude?”
“Why all them old grandfathers and aunts you brag of; a set of poor
souls you won't let rest in their coffins; mere clay and dirt! fine
things to be proud of! a parcel of old mouldy rubbish quite departed
this life! raking up bones and dust, nobody knows for what! ought to be
ashamed; who cares for dead carcases? nothing but [carrion]. My little
Tom's worth forty of 'em!”
“I can so ill make out, Miss Beverley,” said the astonished Mr Delvile,
“what this person is pleased to dive at, that I cannot pretend to enter
into any sort of conversation with him; you will therefore be so good
as to let me know when he has finished his discourse, and you are at
leisure to set off.”
And then, with a very stately air, he was quitting the room; but was
soon stopt, upon Mr Briggs calling out “Ay, ay, Don Duke, poke in the
old charnel houses by yourself, none of your defunct for me! didn't care
if they were all hung in a string. Who's the better for 'em?'
“Pray, Sir,” cried Mr Delvile, turning round, “to whom were you pleased
to address that speech?”
“To one Don Puffendorff,” replied Mr Briggs; “know ever such a person,
hay?”
“Don who? Sir!” said Mr Delvile, stalking nearer to him, “I must trouble
you to say that name over again.”
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