Cecilia; Or, Memoirs of an Heiress — Volume 2Burney, Fanny
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Cecilia; Or, Memoirs of an Heiress — Volume 2
Burney, Fanny
England -- Fiction; Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; Love stories; Young women -- Fiction
Here a little mean-looking man, very thin, and almost bent double with
perpetual cringing, came up to Mr Hobson, and pulling him by the sleeve,
whispered, yet loud enough to be heard, “It's surprizeable to me, Mr
Hobson, you can behave so out of the way! For my part, perhaps I've as
much my due as another person, but I dares to say I shall have it when
it's convenient, and I'd scorn for to mislest a gentleman when he's
taking his pleasure.”
“Lord bless me,” cried Mrs Harrel, “what shall we do now? here's all Mr
Harrel's creditors coming upon us!”
“Do?” cried Mr Harrel, re-assuming an air of gaiety, “why give them
all a supper, to be sure. Come, gentlemen, will you favour me with your
company to supper?”
“Sir,” answered Mr Hobson, somewhat softened by this unexpected
invitation, “I've supped this hour and more, and had my glass too, for
I'm as willing to spend my money as another man; only what I say is
this, I don't chuse to be cheated, for that's losing one's substance,
and getting no credit; however, as to drinking another glass, or such a
matter as that, I'll do it with all the pleasure in life.”
“And as to me,” said the other man, whose name was Simkins, and whose
head almost touched the ground by the profoundness of his reverence,
“I can't upon no account think of taking the liberty; but if I may
just stand without, I'll make bold to go so far as just for to drink my
humble duty to the ladies in a cup of cyder.”
“Are you mad, Mr Harrel, are you mad!” cried his wife, “to think of
asking such people as these to supper? what will every body say? suppose
any of our acquaintance should see us? I am sure I shall die with
shame.”
“Mad!” repeated he, “no, not mad but merry. O ho, Mr Morrice, why have
you been so long? what have you done for us?”
“Why Sir,” answered Morrice, returning with a look somewhat less elated
than he had set out, “the gardens are so full, there is not a box to be
had; but I hope we shall get one for all that; for I observed one of the
best boxes in the garden, just to the right there, with nobody in it but
that gentleman who made me spill the tea-pot at the Pantheon. So I made
an apology, and told him the case; but he only said humph? and hay? so
then I told it all over again, but he served me just the same, for he
never seems to hear what one says till one's just done, and then he
begins to recollect one's speaking to him; however, though I repeated
it all over and over again, I could get nothing from him but just that
humph? and hay? but he is so remarkably absent, that I dare say if we
all go and sit down round him, he won't know a word of the matter.”
“Won't he?” cried Mr Harrel, “have at him, then!”
And he followed Mr Morrice, though Cecilia, who now half suspected that
all was to end in a mere idle frolic, warmly joined her remonstrances to
those of Mrs Harrel, which were made with the utmost, but with fruitless
earnestness.
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