Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, Irish
"I am the wisest, the strongest, the most dignified of all. I live on
the shoots of young trees, and raid sometimes the crops, but I kill
nothing except in terror or defense. And once they sought me out in
the secret places for great ivory teeth, and there was great danger.
And it was either kill or be killed.
"And now they trap me with cunning. Now there are helot elephants
trained to decoy the brethren of the warm woods, and traps to hold us.
And when they have made us fast they starve us cruelly. And they bring
us across waters and exhibit us, and the clown and the yokel pay their
copper pennies to gaze at the wise and strong in captivity. And some
greasy man pouches the wages of our prison. Was it for this we were
made wise and kindly and strong?"
The angel is embarrassed. He looks right and left. He turns in relief
to the great white bear:
"Sure, now, what complaint can you have? There 's nobody going to
shoot at you from the back of the elephant. And there's no man going
to open a shop where you are. Begor, 't is few customers he 'd have
barring the sea-gulls. And whenever you get killed, 't is your own
fault. It's your curiosity brings you to where they can get a shot at
you. If you 'd stick around your icebergs you 'd be better off. Sure,
you lead the life of a lord's lady. What brings you here at all?"
"I come for the little seals, and our sister the whale. They cannot
walk. And they are in great trouble."
"I know. I know. Sure, my heart's just in chains for them."
"The seals huddle on the rocks with their young. They huddle and
tremble, and each sinister boat in the Arctic seas is a menace. And
the seas are wide, and the patrols are few."
"I know. I know."
"The black boats come, and the men with rifles."
"Ah, now, don't be talking! Don't I know!"
"And our sister the whale skulks in black seas--she who once greeted
the sun in the morning. And now seldom appears--who once loved to bask
like a cat. She is haunted in her own ocean until she cannot show her
steaming fountains. And as a people, she is a slender people, and will
soon die."
"A great and terrible loss, surely. Sure, I 'm trying to forget, and
you 're reminding me. And you?"
"I have no complaint," uttered the crocodile. "They rarely kill me
with guns. They seldom capture me. And there are always small black
children bathing in the Nile. And boats get upset often. I have no
complaint," he leered.
"Do you know--" the angel is severe--"I never liked you. And what use
you are on this earth is more than I can see. Do you know," he said,
"I 've half a mind to hoof you back into the river. I have so. Now,
here 's one has a complaint." He turned to the horse. But the horse
shook its head.
"No complaint, and you the hardest-worked of them all! And the rest of
these lazy devils doing nothing but lolling around in the sun. And
you, my darling?"
The dog uttered a joyous bark.
"You have no complaints, either."
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