Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, Irish
"And there 's English angels, all very superior, and Italian angels,
slick as be-damned; and Russian angels are always sighing and groaning
and drinking tea; and American angels, brisk lads would convince a
dying man he was the devil and all for strength and energy. And me
nothing but a poor sort of fellow that knows nothing but animals; you
see, I 'd better be keeping my mouth shut in that kind of assembly.
"I 'll tell you what I will do. I 'll get through my work early, and
contrive to hang around the squares and gardens of heaven, and any one
of these days the Grand Man Himself will be passing by and He 'll see
the glint of my old red whiskers, and He 'll stop the archangels and
the powers and dominions, and come over, so kindly He is."
"'Where have you been hiding yourself, Michael John?' He 'll say. 'And
how's all your care?'
"'They 're fine, Sir. They 're grand,' I 'll say. 'Sure, 't is to the
queen's taste they are--barring a wee bit of trouble that's not worth
mentioning.'
"'And, sure, what's troubling you, my poor lad?'
"''T is not worth troubling your Deity about. 'T is not so!'
"'Out with it now, Michael John!' Himself will say.
"''T is that my little people, Sir, do be worrying hard that man is
after them a bit strong, and if Yourself would just direct him to be a
wee bit easy'--and I 'll tell Him what you all say.
"Is n't that the jewel of a plan? Is n't that the great scheme
entirely?"
"We think it's rotten!" champed the crocodile.
"Well, that's all I can do," the angel told them. "If you 've got a
better plan--"
"We have decided," the lion rumbled, "that if you could do nothing, we
could. We can stalk man as he stalks us. We will not wait for him to
come out; we will descend upon him. We will lie in wait for him in the
way. I shall come to the villages with my kind and the spotted
leopards that purr like the rumbling of drums, and the striped hissing
snakes; and the rhinoceros shall lumber through the streets, and the
great river-horse shall no longer avoid his frail boats but seek them."
"And my brother the elephant will crush him beneath his terrible
knees," the tiger snarled, "and trample his little houses. And the
wild boar with tusks like knives will strike at him from the ground.
And from the jungle I will come forth with the moon, and when dawn
comes there will be wailing, if any are left to wail, and the small
winged things of the jungle will assault him night and day, and there
will be terror through the land."
"And there will be terror through the sea," the white bear prophesied.
"Our sister the whale will no longer flee but fight, and the sails of
ships will quiver and the bulwarks give. And we will push icebergs in
the paths of iron ships. The millions and millions of herring and cod
will help. And the swordfish will founder the life-boats. And out of
the gray-green depths of the sea the devil-fish will arise, his long,
seeking tentacles over the gunnels--"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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