Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, Irish
All that was needed now, the old man felt, to crown a useful and
superior life was a material reward. Money he did n't care for--he had
all he wanted, decent clothes, a house, tobacco, his three drinks a
day; and "The Advocate," an Irish weekly, he read for news of people in
Cork, puzzling out this genealogy and that. As, for instance, he would
read of a Patrick Murphy fined for drunkenness at Youghal, and he would
say: "I wonder now, would that be a son of ould James Murphy of
Ballinure. Sure, I would n't put it past him. A damned drunken family
they always were." Or a name in litigation would strike him. "Them
Hamiltons were always the ones for going to law. A dirty connection!"
If a pier or a piece of public property were being builded, his comment
was: "I wonder who's getting the money out of that." If a political
speech were reported he would sneer: "Yerra, John Redmond and them
fellows ought to be ashamed of themselves, and them plundering the
people, with their tongue in their cheek." "The Advocate" was a great
comfort to him.
He often thought, as he was reading it, of how much he would like to
return to Ireland and show the ignorant the fruits of a superior life
led in hard work and wisdom. But for that he would have to show
something tangible--even money would not be enough, so queer those
people were. To impress them at all he would have to have a title of
some kind: Alderman, or Judge, or Sheriff, "the Honorable Dennis
McCann," and to have that he would need to have gone into politics, and
that was not a career for him. To succeed there he would have to be
able to mix with the common people, drink with them, be
hail-fellow-well-met with a crowd of the dirtiest kind of Irish. No,
he could never have done that.
No, but his son might have. Sure, why could n't he? Wasn't he reared
right among them? And though he came from a superior house, sure, that
would only be an advantage. They would look up to him as well as be
friends with him. And with the brains he ought to have, considering
his father, there was no office in the land for which he could n't be
fitted. Surrogate, or mayor, or governor, even! What was to prevent
him if he 'd been the sort of child he ought to have been?
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