Authors, American -- 19th century -- Biography; Humorists, American -- 19th century -- Biography; Twain, Mark, 1835-1910
_Feb. 27, '86._--Last summer while we were in Elmira an article
came out in the "Christian Union" by name "What ought he to have
done" treating of the government of children, or rather giving an
account of a fathers battle with his little baby boy, by the mother
of the child and put in the form of a question as to whether the
father disciplined the child corectly or not, different people
wrote their opinions of the fathers behavior, and told what they
thought he should have done. Mamma had long known how to disciplin
children, for in fact the bringing up of children had been one of
her specialties for many years. She had a great many theories, but
one of them was, that if a child was big enough to be nauty, it was
big enough to be whipped and here we all agreed with her. I
remember one morning when Dr. ---- came up to the farm he had a
long discussion with mamma, upon the following topic. Mamma gave
_this_ as illustrative of one important rule for punishing a child.
She said we will suppose the boy has thrown a handkerchief onto the
floor, I tell him to pick it up, he refuses. I tell him again, he
refuses. Then I say you must either pick up the handkerchief or
have a whipping. My theory is never to make a child have a whipping
and pick up the handkerchief too. I say "If you do not pick it up,
I must punish you," if he doesn't he gets the whipping, but _I_
pick up the handkerchief, if he does he gets no punishment. I tell
him to do a thing if he disobeys me he is punished for so doing,
but not forced to obey me afterwards.
When Clara and I had been very nauty or were being very nauty, the
nurse would go and call Mamma and she would appear suddenly and
look at us (she had a way of looking at us when she was displeased
as if she could see right through us) till we were ready to sink
through the floor from embarasment, and total absence of knowing
what to say. This look was usually followed with "Clara" or "Susy
what do you mean by this? do you want to come to the bath-room with
me?" Then followed the climax for Clara and I both new only too
well what going to the bath-room meant.
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