Authors, American -- 19th century -- Biography; Humorists, American -- 19th century -- Biography; Twain, Mark, 1835-1910
[_December 22, 1906._] It seems a prodigious while ago! Two or three
nights ago I dined at a friend's house with a score of other men, and at
my side was Cable--actually almost an old man, really almost an old man,
that once so young chap! 62 years old, frost on his head, seven
grandchildren in stock, and a brand-new wife to re-begin life with!
[_Dictated Nov. 19, 1906._]
Ever since papa and mamma were married, papa has written his books
and then taken them to mamma in manuscript and she has expergated
them. Papa read "Huckleberry Finn" to us in manuscript just before
it came out, and then he would leave parts of it with mamma to
expergate, while he went off up to the study to work, and sometimes
Clara and I would be sitting with mamma while she was looking the
manuscript over, and I remember so well, with what pangs of regret
we used to see her turn down the leaves of the pages, which meant
that some delightfully dreadful part must be scratched out. And I
remember one part pertickularly which was perfectly fascinating it
was dreadful, that Clara and I used to delight in, and oh with what
dispair we saw mamma turn down the leaf on which it was written, we
thought the book would be almost ruined without it. But we
gradually came to feel as mamma did.
It would be a pity to replace the vivacity and quaintness and felicity
of Susy's innocent free spelling with the dull and petrified
uniformities of the spelling-book. Nearly all the grimness it taken out
of the "expergating" of my books by the subtle mollification
accidentally infused into the word by Susy's modification of the
spelling of it.
I remember the special case mentioned by Susy, and can see the group
yet--two-thirds of it pleading for the life of the culprit sentence that
was so fascinatingly dreadful and the other third of it patiently
explaining why the court could not grant the prayer of the pleaders; but
I do not remember what the condemned phrase was. It had much company,
and they all went to the gallows; but it is possible that that specially
dreadful one which gave those little people so much delight was
cunningly devised and put into the book for just that function, and not
with any hope or expectation that it would get by the "exper-gator"
alive. It is possible, for I had that custom.
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