Authors, American -- 19th century -- Biography; Humorists, American -- 19th century -- Biography; Twain, Mark, 1835-1910
In 1878, fourteen years after my unmaterialized duel, Messieurs Fortu
and Gambetta fought a duel which made heroes of both of them in France,
but made them rather ridiculous throughout the rest of the world. I was
living in Munich that fall and winter, and I was so interested in that
funny tragedy that I wrote a long account of it, and it is in one of my
books, somewhere--an account which had some inaccuracies in it, but as
an exhibition of the _spirit_ of that duel, I think it was correct and
trustworthy. And when I was living in Vienna, thirty-four years after my
ineffectual duel, my interest in that kind of incident was still strong;
and I find here among my Autobiographical manuscripts of that day a
chapter which I began concerning it, but did not finish. I wanted to
finish it, but held it open in the hope that the Italian ambassador, M.
Nigra, would find time to furnish me the _full_ history of Senor
Cavalotti's adventures in that line. But he was a busy man; there was
always an interruption before he could get well started; so my hope was
never fulfilled. The following is the unfinished chapter:
[Sidenote: (1898.)]
As concerns duelling. This pastime is as common in Austria to-day
as it is in France. But with this difference, that here in the
Austrian States the duel is dangerous, while in France it is not.
Here it is tragedy, in France it in comedy; here it is a solemnity,
there it is monkey-shines; here the duellist risks his life, there
he does not even risk his shirt. Here he fights with pistol or
sabre, in France with a hairpin--a blunt one. Here the desperately
wounded man tries to walk to the hospital; there they paint the
scratch so that they can find it again, lay the sufferer on a
stretcher, and conduct him off the field with a band of music.
At the end of a French duel the pair hug and kiss and cry, and
praise each other's valor; then the surgeons make an examination
and pick out the scratched one, and the other one helps him on to
the litter and pays his fare; and in return the scratched one
treats to champagne and oysters in the evening, and then "the
incident is closed," as the French say. It is all polite, and
gracious, and pretty, and impressive. At the end of an Austrian
duel the antagonist that is alive gravely offers his hand to the
other man, utters some phrases of courteous regret, then bids him
good-by and goes his way, and that incident also is closed. The
French duellist is painstakingly protected from danger, by the
rules of the game. His antagonist's weapon cannot reach so far as
his body; if he get a scratch it will not be above his elbow. But
in Austria the rules of the game do not provide against danger,
they carefully provide _for_ it, usually. Commonly the combat must
be kept up until one of the men is disabled; a non-disabling slash
or stab does not retire him.
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