Authors, American -- 19th century -- Biography; Humorists, American -- 19th century -- Biography; Twain, Mark, 1835-1910
Since the duellist's family are the real principals in a duel, the
State ought to compel them to be present at it. Custom, also, ought
to be so amended as to require it; and without it no duel ought to
be allowed to go on. If that student's unoffending mother had been
present and watching the officer through her tears as he raised his
pistol, he--why, he would have fired in the air. We know that. For
we know how we are all made. Laws ought to be based upon the
ascertained facts of our nature. It would be a simple thing to make
a duelling law which would stop duelling.
As things are now, the mother is never invited. She submits to
this; and without outward complaint, for she, too, is the vassal of
custom, and custom requires her to conceal her pain when she learns
the disastrous news that her son must go to the duelling-field, and
by the powerful force that is lodged in habit and custom she is
enabled to obey this trying requirement--a requirement which exacts
a miracle of her, and gets it. Last January a neighbor of ours who
has a young son in the army was wakened by this youth at three
o'clock one morning, and she sat up in bed and listened to his
message:
"I have come to tell you something, mother, which will distress
you, but you must be good and brave, and bear it. I have been
affronted by a fellow officer, and we fight at three this
afternoon. Lie down and sleep, now, and think no more about it."
She kissed him good night and lay down paralyzed with grief and
fear, but said nothing. But she did not sleep; she prayed and
mourned till the first streak of dawn, then fled to the nearest
church and implored the Virgin for help; and from that church she
went to another and another and another; church after church, and
still church after church, and so spent all the day until three
o'clock on her knees in agony and tears; then dragged herself home
and sat down comfortless and desolate, to count the minutes, and
wait, with an outward show of calm, for what had been ordained for
her--happiness, or endless misery. Presently she heard the clank of
a sabre--she had not known before what music was in that
sound!--and her son put his head in and said:
"X was in the wrong, and he apologized."
So that incident was closed; and for the rest of her life the
mother will always find something pleasant about the clank of a
sabre, no doubt.
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