“You have some joke at bottom, Edward,” said the old man gravely. “Joke, sir! It's a tough joke that cudgels a plump lad into a lean one in a single season.” “What do you mean?” “I mean to use your own language, gran'pa. Among the lessons I got from you when you undertook to fill our heads with wisdom by applications of smartness to a very different place--among the books we sometimes read from was one of Master Ovid.” “Ha! ha! I see what you're after. I understand the shooting. So you think that the blind boy has hit William, eh?” “A flesh wound as I tell you; but he thinks the bolt is in his heart. I'm sure it can and will be plucked out, and no death will follow.” “Well! who's the maiden from whose eyes the arrow was barbed?” “Margaret Cooper.” “Ah! indeed!” said the old man gravely. “Do not heed him,” exclaimed William Hinkley; but the blush upon his cheeks, still increasing, spoke a different language. “I would rather not heed him, William. The passions of persons so young as yourself are seldom of a permanent character. The attractions which win the boy seldom compensate the man. There is time enough for this, ten years hence, and love then will be far more rational.” “Ah, lud!--wait ten years at twenty. I can believe a great deal in the doctrine of young men's folly, but I can't go that. I'm in love myself.” “You!” “Yes! I!--I'm hit too--and if you don't like it, why did you teach us Ovid and the rest? As for rational love, that's a new sort of thing that we never heard about before. Love was never expected to be rational. He's known the contrary. I've heard so ever since I was knee-high to the great picture of your Cupid that you showed us in your famous Dutch edition of Apuleius. The young unmarried men feel that it's irrational; the old married people tell us so in a grunt that proves the truth of what they say. But that don't alter the case. It's a sort of natural madness that makes one attack in every person's lifetime. I don't believe in repeated attacks. Some are bit worse than others; and some think themselves bit, and are mistaken. That's the case with William, and it's that that keeps him from your law-books and my fiddle. That makes him thin. He has a notion of Margaret Cooper, and she has none of him; and love that's all of one side is neither real nor rational. I don't believe it.” William Hinkley muttered something angrily in the ears of the speaker. “Well, well!” said the impetuous cousin, “I don't want to make you vexed, and still less do I come here to talk such politics with you. What do you say to tickling a trout this afternoon? That's what I come for.” “It's too cool,” said the old man.