Charlemont; Or, The Pride of the Village. a Tale of KentuckySimms, William Gilmore
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Charlemont; Or, The Pride of the Village. a Tale of Kentucky
Simms, William Gilmore
Kentucky -- Fiction
“Look you, gran'pa, if I'm to quarrel with Stevens or anybody else,
'twouldn't be your pistols in my pocket that would make me set on, and
'twouldn't be the want of 'em that would make me stop. When it's my cue
to fight, look you, I won't need any prompter, in the shape of friend
or pistol. Now THAT speech is from one of your poets, pretty near, and
ought to convince you that you may as well lend the puppies and say no
more about it. If you don't you'll only compel me to carry my rifle, and
that'll be something worse to an enemy, and something heavier for me.
Come, come, gran'pa, don't be too scrupulous in your old age. YOUR
HAVING them is a sufficient excuse for MY HAVING them too. It shows that
they ought to be had.”
“You're logic-chopping this morning, Ned--see that you don't get to
man-chopping in the afternoon. You shall have the pistols, but do not
use them rashly. I have kept them simply for defence against invasion;
not for the purpose of quarrel, or revenge.”
“And you've kept them mighty well, gran'pa,” replied the young man, as
he contemplated with an eye of anxious admiration, the polish of the
steel barrels, the nice carving of the handles, and the fantastic but
graceful inlay of the silver-mounting and setting. The old man regarded
him with a smile.
“Yes, Ned, I've kept them well. They have never taken life, though they
have been repeatedly tried upon bull's eye and tree-bark. If you will
promise me not to use them to-day, Ned, you shall have them.”
“Take 'em back, gran'pa.”
“Why?”
“Why, I'd feel the meanest in the world to have a weapon, and not use it
when there's a need to do so; and I'm half afraid that the temptation
of having such beautiful puppies for myself--twin-puppies, I may
say--having just the same look out of the eyes, and just the same spots
and marks, and, I reckon, just the same way of giving tongue--I'm half
afraid, I say, that to get to be the owner of them, might tempt me to
stand quiet and let a chap wink at me--maybe laugh outright--may be suck
in his breath, and give a phew-phew-whistle just while I'm passing! No!
no! gran'pa, take back your words, or take back your puppies. Won't risk
to carry both. I'd sooner take Patsy Rifle, with all her weight, and no
terms at all.”
“Pshaw, Ned, you're a fool.”
“That's no news, gran'pa, to you or me. But it don't alter the case. Put
up your puppies.”
“No, Ned; you shall have them on your own terms. Take 'em as they are. I
give them to you.”
“And I may shoot anybody I please this afternoon, gran'pa?”
“Ay, ay, Ned--; anybody--”
Thus far the old man, when he stopped himself, changed his manner, which
was that of playful good-humor, to that of gravity, while his tones
underwent a corresponding change--
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