Charles Bradlaugh: a Record of His Life and Work, Volume 1 (of 2): With an Account of his Parliamentary Struggle, Politics and Teachings. Seventh EditionRobertson, J. M. (John Mackinnon)
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Charles Bradlaugh: a Record of His Life and Work, Volume 1 (of 2): With an Account of his Parliamentary Struggle, Politics and Teachings. Seventh Edition
Robertson, J. M. (John Mackinnon)
Bradlaugh, Charles, 1833-1891
"Brindley's purpose in life is to go for Bradlaugh hammer and tongs,
and he has actually paid his way out here, cabin passage, to hunt up
and show up and finally shut up the six foot leader of the English
Radicals. He is determined to keep on after Bradlaugh hot foot, and
wherever that eminent individual leaves a trace of his presence, there
will the indefatigable Brindley be, with his orthodox whitewash brush,
to wipe out the name and memory of his Freethinking countryman. Dr
Brindley is an interesting orator, and the most simple-minded Briton
that has presented himself at the Cooper Institute for some time. His
voice is as funny as a Punch and Judy's, and when the audience of
last night roared with laughter, it was impossible to tell whether
it was at what Brindley had said, or Brindley's method and voice in
saying it. Some of the audience were beery, and disposed to ask beery
questions. The speaker said England was full of wealth, and that
labour was never so well paid. Everybody was happy, and Bradlaugh was
an incendiary, a story-teller, a nuisance, who would make a rumpus
and make everybody miserable, even in the Garden of Eden. 'Were you
ever in a casual ward?' asked a smudgy fellow in the back of the hall.
'No,' answered the bold Brindley, 'but if you were there now it would
save the police trouble.' And so he replied to other impertinent
questions, until he made the impression that he was not quite such a
fool as he looked. He said Bradlaugh was an Atheist, whose belief is
that 'brain power is the only soul in man,' and that as he was played
out in England he had come over here to air his theories, and pick
up pennies. 'You know where Cheshire is?' said Brindley, 'Cheshire,
where the cheese is made,' and Brindley was about to tell a story on
this head, when a donkey at the back end of the hall cried out, 'There
ain't no cheese made there now. It's all done in Duchess county.'
No telling what a good thing this fellow spoiled by his remark.
Bradlaugh, anyhow, was scalped and vivisected, and Brindley took his
tomahawk and himself away soon after."
But the farce was to end in a tragedy. Overcome by chagrin and
mortification, Dr Brindley died within a month of his appearance on the
Steinway Hall platform. He died in New York in poverty and neglect,
and was buried in a pauper's grave. The _Chicago Times_, alluding to
the terms of Mr Bradlaugh's appeal to the New York audience to give Dr
Brindley a hearing, said that the rev. gentleman was "slain by satire."
"Since Keats, according to Byron, was snuffed out by a single article,
there has been no parallel except this of a human creature snuffed out
by a single sentence."
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