Charles O'Malley, The Irish Dragoon, Volume 1Lever, Charles
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Charles O'Malley, The Irish Dragoon, Volume 1
Lever, Charles
Peninsular War, 1807-1814 -- Fiction
“A devilish good chant,” said Merivale, “but the air surpasses anything I
ever heard,--thoroughly Irish, I take it.”
“Irish! upon my conscience, I believe you!” shouted O’Shaughnessy, with an
energy of voice and manner that created a hearty laugh on all sides. “It’s
few people ever mistook it for a Venetian melody. Hand over the punch,--the
sherry, I mean. When I was in the Clare militia, we always went in to
dinner to ‘Tatter Jack Walsh,’ a sweet air, and had ‘Garryowen’ for a
quick-step. Ould M’Manus, when he got the regiment, wanted to change: he
said, they were damned vulgar tunes, and wanted to have ‘Rule Britannia,’
or the ‘Hundredth Psalm;’ but we would not stand it; there would have been
a mutiny in the corps.”
“The same fellow, wasn’t he, that you told the story of, the other evening,
in Lisbon?” said I.
“The same. Well, what a character he was! As pompous and conceited a little
fellow as ever you met with; and then, he was so bullied by his wife, he
always came down to revenge it on the regiment. She was a fine, showy,
vulgar woman, with a most cherishing affection for all the good things in
this life, except her husband, whom she certainly held in due contempt. ‘Ye
little crayture,’ she’d say to him with a sneer, ‘it ill becomes you
to drink and sing, and be making a man of yourself. If you were like
O’Shaughnessy there, six foot three in his stockings--‘Well, well, it looks
like boasting; but no matter. Here’s her health, anyway.”
“I knew you were tender in that quarter,” said Power, “I heard it when
quartered in Limerick.”
“May be you heard, too, how I paid off Mac, when he came down on a visit to
that county?”
“Never: let’s hear it now.”
“Ay, O’Shaughnessy, now’s your time; the fire’s a good one, the night fine,
and liquor plenty.”
“I’m _convanient_,” said O’Shaughnessy, as depositing his enormous legs on
each side of the burning fagots, and placing a bottle between his knees he
began his story:--
“It was a cold rainy night in January, in the year ‘98, I took my place in
the Limerick mail, to go down for a few days to the west country. As the
waiter of the Hibernian came to the door with a lantern, I just caught a
glimpse of the other insides; none of whom were known to me, except Colonel
M’Manus, that I met once in a boarding-house in Molcsworth Street. I did
not, at the time, think him a very agreeable companion; but when morning
broke, and we began to pay our respects to each other in the coach, I
leaned over, and said, ‘I hope you’re well, Colonel M’Manus,’ just by way
of civility like. He didn’t hear me at first; so that I said it again, a
little louder.
“I wish you saw the look he gave me; he drew himself up to the height of
his cotton umbrella, put his chin inside his cravat, pursed up his dry,
shrivelled lips, and with a voice he meant to be awful, replied:--
“‘You appear to have the advantage of me.’
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