Charles O'Malley, The Irish Dragoon, Volume 1Lever, Charles
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Charles O'Malley, The Irish Dragoon, Volume 1
Lever, Charles
Peninsular War, 1807-1814 -- Fiction
“‘O’Grady,’ said I, ‘forgive the freedom, but I feel as if we were old
acquaintances.’
“‘As Colonel M’Manus’s friend,’ said he, ‘you can take no liberty here to
which you are not perfectly welcome.’
“‘Just what I expected,’ said I. ‘Mac and I,’--I wish you saw his face when
I called him Mac,--‘Mac and I were schoolfellows five-and-thirty years ago;
though he forgets me, I don’t forget him,--to be sure it would be hard for
me. I’m just thinking of the day Bishop Oulahan came over to visit the
college. Mac was coming in at the door of the refectory as the bishop was
going out. “Take off your caubeen, you young scoundrel, and kneel down for
his reverence to bless you,” said one of the masters, giving his hat a blow
at the same moment that sent it flying to the other end of the room, and
with it, about twenty ripe pears that Mac had just stolen in the orchard,
and had in his hat. I wish you only saw the bishop; and Mac himself, he was
a picture. Well, well, you forget it all now, but I remember it as if it
was only yesterday. Any champagne, Mr. O’Grady? I’m mighty dry.’
“‘Of course,’ said Darby. ‘Waiter, some champagne here.’
[Illustration: THE SALUTATION.]
“‘Ah, it’s himself was the boy for every kind of fun and devilment, quiet
and demure as he looks over there. Mac, your health. It’s not every day of
the week we get champagne.’
“He laid down his knife and fork as I said this; his face and temples grew
deep purple; his eyes started as if they would spring from his head; and he
put both his hands to his forehead, as if trying to assure himself that it
was not some horrid dream.
“‘A little slice more of the turkey,’ said I, ‘and then, O’Grady, I’ll try
your hock. It’s a wine I’m mighty fond of, and so is Mac there. Oh, it’s
seldom, to tell you the truth, it troubles us. There, fill up the glass;
that’s it. Here now, Darby,--that’s your name, I think,--you’ll not think
I’m taking a liberty in giving a toast? Here then, I’ll give M’Manus’s
health, with all the honors; though it’s early yet, to be sure, but we’ll
do it again, by-and-by, when the whiskey comes. Here’s M’Manus’s good
health; and though his wife, they say, does not treat him well, and keeps
him down--’
“The roar of laughing that interrupted me here was produced by the
expression of poor Mac’s face. He had started up from the table, and
leaning with both his hands upon it, stared round upon the company like a
maniac,--his mouth and eyes wide open, and his hair actually bristling with
amazement. Thus he remained for a full minute, gasping like a fish in
a landing-net. It seemed a hard struggle for him to believe he was not
deranged. At last his eyes fell upon me; he uttered a deep groan, and with
a voice tremulous with rage, thundered out,--
“‘The scoundrel! I never saw him before.’
“He rushed from the room, and gained the street. Before our roar of
laughter was over he had secured post-horses, and was galloping towards
Ennis at the top speed of his cattle.
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