Charles Peace, or The Adventures of a Notorious BurglarAnonymous
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Charles Peace, or The Adventures of a Notorious Burglar
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Burglars -- England -- London -- Biography; Murderers -- England -- London -- Biography; Peace, Charles Frederick, 1832-1879
“Murder! thieves! police! help!” screamed the woman, in a shrill
penetrating voice, which rang like a clarion note in the night air.
“You nasty, ugly, good-for-nothing, thieving scamp!” she continued.
“You hideous, murderous wretch!”
Peace was terribly bruised; a noise as of rushing waters was in his
ears, and his temples throbbed and ached most terribly.
By a violent effort he wrested the broom from the hands of his
assailant.
He was wound up to a state of fury, and lost his usual prudence.
To be so unmercifully beaten by a woman was positively intolerable.
In all his adventures he had never been so cruelly used.
But he would not be baffled――he would have reprisals.
He jumped on to the top of the stone facing of the balustrade which
ran in front of the house, and, broom in hand, struck a defiant
attitude.
“Don’t you think to master me, you vile, dirty slut,” he ejaculated;
and, with these words, he aimed a blow at his enemy, who very
prudently retired into the interior of the room.
The only effect the blow had was to smash one of the front windows.
“If I can only get in,” muttered Peace, “I shall be all right. I’ll
soon silence that old Jezebel. Without doubt she has been left in
charge of the house. I’ll give it her, worth her money, when I do get
in. Curse it, how my head aches!”
He balanced himself on the top of the stonework, as deftly as ah
acrobat; then he caught the edge of the balcony with the big end of
his broom, and was preparing himself for a final spring when another
actor came upon the scene.
A buxom servant girl appeared at the open window. She was armed with a
mop.
Seeing that Peace was about to scale the balcony, she threw out the
mop much the same as a Zulu does his spear, and delivered such a
terrific blow on Peace’s face that he was hurled back, and fell upon
the gravel path in front in a state of insensibility.
The old woman and her maid were masters of the field. Their foe
remained prostrate and helpless in front of the citadel.
Again the cries “Help! Police!” rose in the air. They resounded far
and near.
The servant girl now brought to the window a pail of dirty water,
which she threw over the vanquished burglar.
This bad the effect of restoring him to consciousness. He made an
effort to rise, but he was so dizzy, so utterly prostrated, that he
was almost helpless for a time.
The mistress and her maid had the prudence not to sally forth till
assistance had arrived, for they were by no means certain as to the
real state of the enemy. He might, after all, only be shamming, and it
would not be advisable to risk an engagement in the open field.
They had recourse, therefore, to “sound the alarm,” by repeated
screams and cries for assistance.
Much to their delight, a constable opened the garden gate, and flashed
his bull’s-eye in all directions.
By the light of his lantern he discovered Peace stretched on the
garden walk.
“Now, then, get up, man,” said the constable to Peace.
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