Charles Peace, or The Adventures of a Notorious BurglarAnonymous
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Charles Peace, or The Adventures of a Notorious Burglar
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Burglars -- England -- London -- Biography; Murderers -- England -- London -- Biography; Peace, Charles Frederick, 1832-1879
“Ah! you mean some of _the other sort_?”
This is a cant term among poachers for those eggs which are preserved
by the hand of the law.
The fowler started, and looked at the speaker with his right eye only.
“You’re a queer young bloke,” he muttered, “down as a hammer, and no
mistake. Oh! you’re fly, my lad――fly to a thing or two――there aint no
manner of doubt about that ’ere!”
Alf laughed. He was much charmed with his companion’s quaint and
curious ways.
“I know of one nest――eleven eggs, old bird sitting,” he said, in a
tone of exultation. “Just your book, I should say.”
“That’s the style, Polly. Bring ’em to me, my lad, and I’ll give you a
shilling.”
“If you’ll give me a shilling I’ll show you the nest, and let you take
it as you did the bottletit’s. I want money, I can tell you.”
“I s’pose you do. That’s by no means an uncommon complaint.”
“Well, you can have it if you like――only say the word.”
“And fork out the bob――eh?”
“Yes, that’s a bargain, you know.”
“Well, look here, my little ace of trumps, that may be all very well;
but how am I to know if you wont round on me afterwards?”
“I never rounded on anybody in my life,” cried Alf, in a tone of
indignation.
“Umph, I’m jolly glad of it; but you’ve got a pair of queer grey
peepers. I’m always keerful how I do business with grey peepers.”
“I didn’t make my peepers, and it’s no fault of mine if their colour
don’t please you. I know one or two shady customers who have black and
brown peepers.”
“You’re a deal too artful for my money, and you see I don’t want to be
led into a scrape, which is easier for a cove to get into than out of
by long chalks.”
“Look here, then,” cried Alf, pulling out the hare from under his
smock; “I snared this, and have had a thrashing for it. I’ll sell you
this if you like, and then one will be as low in the dirt as ’tother
in the mire.”
The bird-catcher stared with surprise, and exclaimed quickly――
“Didn’t I say as how you was fly? I’m blessed if you are not too good
for a God-forgotten place like this.”
“I want to leave it, and I will, please the pigs,” returned the lad.
“I don’t care what I do so long as I haven’t to go back to Stoke Ferry
Farm.”
“Is that where you come from?”
“Yes.”
“Who and what are you?”
“I’m an orphan, and have been brought up by Mr. Jamblin.”
“And who is he?”
“A farmer; and one as thinks a lot on himself.”
“And you want to leave him?”
“Yes.”
“And seek your fortune in the great world, eh?”
“That’s it. You’ve just hit it.”
“Well, come, lad, sit down and let us have a bit of dinner together.
You’re peckish, I ’spose, by this time?”
Alf drew from his pocket the two pieces of bread and the slice of
bacon.
“Oh, you carry your prog with you, it seems. Not a bad plan. But just
reach that basket――we shall find something better in that.”
The two commenced their repast.
“Where are you bound for after you’ve done for the day?” inquired Alf.
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