Charles Peace, or The Adventures of a Notorious BurglarAnonymous
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Charles Peace, or The Adventures of a Notorious Burglar
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Burglars -- England -- London -- Biography; Murderers -- England -- London -- Biography; Peace, Charles Frederick, 1832-1879
“You have exceeded your duty. How dare you enter the maid’s bedroom in
this precipitate――this, ahem! unseemly manner? Do you suppose for one
moment that anyone belonging to my establishment would harbour
burglars? I say you have gone beyond all reasonable limits; and, ahem!
I tell you frankly, that the matter shall not rest here. An
Englishman’s house is his castle, and it is not to be invaded by the
officers of the law, without――I say without a reasonable excuse.”
“I hope we have a reasonable excuse, sir.”
“I say you have not; don’t contradict me, man, I will not condescend
to bandy words with you. This matter shall be inquired into.”
“What is your number?”
“46 T.”
“Good, and yours?” he enquired, turning to the other.
“49 T. But will you allow me to explain――――”
“No, no. I will not. I don’t want any explanation now. At a proper
time and in a proper place you will have to account for this
scandalous behaviour――forcibly entering a young girl’s bedroom upon
such a shallow pretext. I say it does not admit of explanation. I will
answer for the honesty and integrity of this girl――let that suffice.
Zounds! gunpowder and smoke, I am perfectly astounded at your
audacity!”
46 T said he was exceedingly sorry that there should have been any
misunderstanding, but they thought it probable the thief might have
been seen passing the window.
“Ridiculous, positively absurd,” ejaculated the choleric captain. “You
are a pair of blundering idiots. The thief, if there be one, which I
do not for a moment admit, would not be fool enough to enter a
respectable house and arouse the inmates in his endeavour to escape.
The idea is perfectly preposterous.”
“It is most unfortunate that you view the matter in this light,” said
46 T, “and I deeply regret that we should have offended you, sir, but
it has been done in the exercise of our duty.”
“Duty be hanged! A pretty story truly, that you are to disturb people
in the dead hours of the night, wake them from their peaceful
slumbers, frighten the maid almost into hysterics upon the miserable
plea that you thought the robber might have sought shelter here. I
tell you, sir, that the very thought of such a thing is insulting to
me and to all who dwell in this house.”
While this altercation had been going on the girl had seated herself
on the edge of the bed and gave utterance to a series of sobs and
hysterical cries.
“Don’t you worry yourself, Mary. You’ve done nothing wrong, my poor
girl,” said her master, in a kind tone of voice. “You’ve nothing to be
ashamed of, or indeed to be alarmed at. Dry your eyes, girl, and be of
good cheer.”
“I’m sure――I――ha――ven’t done anyone an――in――jury――and I don’t know why
I should be treated like this.”
“Don’t fret yourself; nobody blames you,” returned her master. “The
righteous have naught to fear.”
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