France -- History -- Henry III, 1574-1589 -- Fiction
As the king spoke and the conspirators listened, they passed
from astonishment to terror. Chicot I. relinquished his role
of apparent terror, threw back his hood, crossed his arms, and,
while Gorenflot fled at his utmost speed, sustained, firm and
smiling, the first shock. It was a terrible moment, for the
gentlemen, furious at the mystification of which they had been
the dupes, advanced menacingly on the Gascon. But this unarmed
man, his breast covered only by his arms--this laughing face,
stopped them still more than the remonstrance of the cardinal,
who said to them that Chicot’s death could serve no end, but,
on the contrary, would be terribly avenged by the king, who was
the jester’s accomplice in this scene of terrible buffoonery.
The result was, that daggers and rapiers were lowered before Chicot,
who continued to laugh in their faces.
However, the king’s menaces and Crillon’s blows became more vehement,
and it was evident that the door could not long resist such an
attack. Thus, after a moment’s deliberation, the Duc de Guise
gave the order for retreat. This order made Chicot smile, for,
during his nights with Gorenflot, he had examined the cave and
found out the door, of which he had informed the king, who had
placed there Torquenot, lieutenant of the Swiss guards. It was
then evident that the leaguers, one after another, were about
to throw themselves into the trap. The cardinal made off first,
followed by about twenty gentlemen. Then Chicot saw the duke
pass with about the same number, and afterwards Mayenne. When
Chicot saw him go he laughed outright. Ten minutes passed, during
which he listened earnestly, thinking to hear the noise of the
leaguers sent back into the cave, but to his astonishment, the
sound continued to go further and further off. His laugh began to
change into oaths. Time passed, and the leaguers did not return;
had they seen that the door was guarded and found another way
out? Chicot was about to rush from the cell, when all at once
the door was obstructed by a mass which fell at his feet, and
began to tear its hair.
“Ah! wretch that I am!” cried the monk. “Oh! my good M. Chicot,
pardon me, pardon me!”
How did Gorenflot, who went first, return now alone? was the question
that presented itself to Chicot’s mind.
“Oh! my good M. Chicot!” he continued to cry, “pardon your unworthy
friend, who repents at your knees.”
“But how is it you have not fled with the others?”
“Because the Lord in His anger has struck me with obesity, and
I could not pass where the others did. Oh! unlucky stomach! Oh!
miserable paunch!” cried the monk, striking with his two hands
the part he apostrophized. “Ah! why am not I thin like you, M.
Chicot?”
Chicot understood nothing of the lamentations of the monk.
“But the others are flying, then?” cried he, in a voice of thunder.
“Pardieu! what should they do? Wait to be hung? Oh! unlucky paunch!”
“Silence, and answer me.”
“Interrogate me, M. Chicot; you have the right.”
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