France -- History -- Henry III, 1574-1589 -- Fiction
At this moment M. Boutromet entered with the omelet and two more
bottles.
“Bring it here,” cried the monk, with a smile, which showed his
thirty-two teeth.
“But, friend, I thought you had a discourse to pronounce.”
“It is here,” cried Gorenflot, striking his forehead.
“At half-past nine.”
“I lied; it was ten.”
“Ten! I thought the abbey shut at nine.”
“Let it shut; I have a key.”
“A key of the abbey!”
“Here, in my pocket.”
“Impossible; I know the monastic rules. They would not give the
key to a simple monk.”
“Here it is,” said Gorenflot, showing a piece of money.
“Oh, money! you corrupt the porter to go in when you please, wretched
sinner! But what strange money!”
“An effigy of the heretic, with a hole through his heart.”
“Yes, I see it is a tester of the Béarn king’s, and here is a
hole.”
“A blow with a dagger. Death to the heretic. He who does it is
sure of Paradise.”
“He is not yet drunk enough;” so thought Chicot; and he filled
his glass again.
“To the mass!” cried Gorenflot, drinking it off.
Chicot remembered the porter looking at the hands of the monks,
and said--
“Then, if you show this to the porter----”
“I enter.”
“Without difficulty?”
“As this wine into my stomach.” And the monk absorbed a new dose.
“And you pronounce your discourse?”
“And I pronounce my discourse. I arrive--do you hear? The assembly
is numerous and select. There are barons, counts, and dukes.”
“And even princes?”
“And even princes. I enter humbly among the faithful of the Union----”
“The Union--what does that mean?”
“I enter; they call Brother Gorenflot, and I advance----”
At these words the monk rose. “And I advance,” continued he,
trying to do so, but at the first step he rolled on the floor.
“Bravo!” cried Chicot; “you advance, you salute the audience and
say----”
“No, it is my friends who say, Brother Gorenflot--a fine name
for a leaguer, is it not?”
“A leaguer,” thought Chicot: “what truths is this wine going to
bring out?”
“Then I begin.” And the monk rose, and leaned against the wall.
“You begin,” said Chicot, holding him up.
“I begin, ‘My brothers, it is a good day for the faith, a very
good day, my brothers; it is a very good day for the faith.’”
After this, as Chicot loosed his hold, Gorenflot fell full length
again on the floor, and before many minutes a loud snoring was
heard.
“Good,” said Chicot, “he is in for twelve hours sleep. I can easily
undress him.”
He then untied the monk’s robe, and pulled it off; then rolled
Gorenflot in the tablecloth, and covered his head with a napkin,
and hiding the monk’s frock under his cloak, passed into the
kitchen.
“M. Boutromet,” said he, “here is for our supper, and for my
horse; and pray do not wake the worthy Brother Gorenflot, who
sleeps sound.”
“No, no; be easy, M. Chicot.”
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