Now, urged thereto by whispers that Mr. Lezzard had grown the richer by
three hundred pounds on the death of a younger brother in Australia,
Billy determined upon another attack. He also was worth something--less
indeed than three hundred pounds; though, seeing that he had been
earning reasonably good wages for half a century, the fact argued but
poor thrift in Mr. Blee. Of course Gaffer Lezzard's alleged legacy could
hardly be a sum to count with Mrs. Coomstock, he told himself; yet his
rival was a man of wide experience and an oily tongue: while, apart from
any question of opposition, he felt that another offer of marriage might
now be made with decorum, seeing that it was a full year since the last.
Mr. Blee therefore begged for a half-holiday, put on his broadcloth,
blacked his boots, anointed his lion-monkey fringe and scanty locks with
pomatum, and set forth. Mrs. Coomstock's house stood on the hill rising
into the village from Chagford Bridge. A kitchen garden spread behind
it; in front pale purple poppies had the ill-kept garden to themselves.
As he approached, Mr. Blee felt a leaden weight about his newly polished
boots, and a distinct flutter at the heart, or in a less poetical
portion of his frame.
"Same auld feeling," he reflected. "Gormed if I ban't gettin' sweaty
'fore the plaace comes in sight! 'Tis just the sinkin' at the navel,
like what I had when I smoked my first pipe, five-and-forty years
agone!"
The approach of another man steadied Billy, and on recognising him Mr.
Blee forgot all about his former emotions and gasped in the clutch of a
new one. It was Mr. Lezzard, evidently under some impulse of genial
exhilaration. There hung an air of aggression about him, but, though he
moved like a conqueror, his gait was unsteady and his progress slow. He
had wit to guess Billy's errand, however, for he grinned, and leaning
against the hedge waved his stick in the air above his head.
"Aw, Jimmery! if it ban't Blee; an' prinked out for a weddin', tu, by
the looks of it!"
"Not yourn, anyway," snapped back the suitor.
"Well, us caan't say 'zactly--world 's full o' novelties."
"Best pull yourself together, Gaffer, or bad-hearted folks might say you
was bosky-eyed.[10] That ban't no novelty anyway, but 't is early yet to
be drunk--just three o'clock by the church."
[10] _Bosky-eyed_ = intoxicated.
Mr. Blee marched on without waiting for a reply. He knew Lezzard to be
more than seventy years old and usually regarded the ancient man's
rivalry with contempt; but he felt uneasy for a few moments, until the
front door of Mrs. Coomstock's dwelling was opened to him by the lady
herself.
"My stars! You? What a terrible coorious thing!" she said.
"Why for?"
"Come in the parlour. Theer! coorious ban't the word!"
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